1. “Why are you always doing that? Who are you?” 2. “Do you have a hall pass?” 3. “Did you know your steering wheel is on the wrong side?” 4. “Did you hear about the free oil change?” 5. “I’m lonely. Will you be my friend?” 6. “Thank […]
I understand that some of our fellow travelers don’t quite grasp the instructional signage they may encounter whilst driving to their therapist. Let me help you out with that. 1. YIELD This means that you are not the priority in this situation. Other people temporarily have more authority, […]
1. People still don’t know how to dress in public. Granted, we’re not talking about the red carpet on Oscar Night. But come on, folks, there are some decency rules that you need to follow. Spandex has never been recognized as appropriate social attire. Sandals should never be […]
1. Don’t make one. This is the best method of preventing humiliation and discomfort in a clinical establishment populated with people wearing designer scrubs and shoving needles in your arm. Sadly, your body often chooses to ignore this plan, and insists on having something go awry with one […]
“I love you more than beer.” “You complete my bobble-head collection.” “You tractor-pulled my heart.” “Your eyes sparkle like moonshine.” “You are the prettiest girl in the Wal-Marts parking lot.” “I love you like a sister. Oh wait…” “Love means never having to say which one of them […]
I just wanted a quick something to eat, folks. That’s it. And here we go… 1. I was nearly killed, Part I. There I was, traveling along in my car, bellowing along with Adele as she set fire to the rain. (Isn’t it amazing how the lack of […]
I had a question come up on my Q&A group in GoodReads that went something like this: “When did you decide that you wanted to be an author/writer? Tiffany” I happen to know Tiffany. Fairly well, actually. And I knew that she was just being sweet and trying […]
Note: Many thanks to the fine folks who suggested phrases for this second edition… 1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!” Translation: “I am completely stunned by this unexpected turn in our conversation. And since I didn’t have an adequate response I decided to just […]
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