“Detective Oskopy?” asked a voice at the door. Collin paused in mid-perusal of the coffee-stained file on the desk in front of him, sighing. It was the third time he had tried to read this file, and the third time that some fool had made it past […]
This is a poem I wrote for a special friend who had just lost her brother. These are my reactive thoughts to a specific relationship, but I think, I hope, that the words can provide at least a tiny bit of solace to all siblings who […]
1. The song on the alarm clock radio is unsatisfactory. One should not have to greet the day with a bad soundtrack. Hit the snooze button and wait for something better to play. If this takes 3 hours, that’s fine. 2. You might have to iron […]
It’s amazing how messing with just a word or two in a title can totally change your marketing demographic… 1. “The Combine Strikes Back” 2. “Lawrence of Alabama” 3. “The Sound of Mooing” 4. “A Streetcar Named Bessie Mae” 5. “From Here to That Tree over Yonder” 6. […]
Let us all praise the modern technology that resulted in the magnificent plastic combination of a fork and a spoon. So many, many ways to pass your time with such a creation… 1. Pretend the spork is a microphone and act like you are Cher in […]
Note: Bestie Tiffany and I ingested a few Reese’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups and loopiness ensued as we envisioned interesting headstones one might encounter in a cemetery… 1. “The wi-fi really sucks in here.” 2. “I didn’t realize you were THAT invested in watching the Super Bowl.” […]
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