1. If you have stupidly stored an important item in a basement where the light flickers, you just need to forget about it and buy a new one. 2. If the hotel clerk hands you the registration book for you to sign, and the page is dusty […]
Note: Click here to read the first part of this story. Sharon paused in the midst of comforting me as I lay sprawled on the skating rink floor, not quite certain that she had heard me correctly. “The naked man? What naked man?” Just then , […]
Summer, 1974. Or thereabouts. It was either that summer or the next, making me either 9 or 10 years old. The exact time frame is a little hazy, but I remember a certain song playing on the radio all summer. A quick check of the Billboard charts […]
Note: The following is an excerpt from my “Idiot Fondue” blog. All you really need to know is that the main character, Dr. Brian, is a somewhat pompous psychotherapist. Enjoy. Herewith, the chain reaction of coincidences that led to my incarceration. The day started pleasantly […]
1. “You do understand that you should be wearing panties with that outfit, right?” 2. “I will write you a check right now if you swear to never wear Spandex again.” 3. “I take it your family missed a few centuries of development.” […]
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