A shocking example of climate change, through the eyes of a feline… Hi, People with two legs! It’s me, Scotch the cat. I’m on Daddy’s toplap again, the thing I’m not supposed to be on, like the kitchen table and stuff that can break, but I don’t think […]
1. “How many people in your party?” I’m standing here alone. Do you think the rest of them are hiding in the bushes? Or is it pathetic that I dine singly? It’s okay if I eat by myself, you know. No one will be arrested, I promise. […]
1. Why do you hold your wireless phone in front of your mouth when you speak instead of on the side of your head? Do you not understand that you are actually moving the microphone further away from your lips? If you thought this would help your little […]
It seems that many future Tea Party starlets missed some critical days of training during their early schooling, probably because they were already so busy attending questionable church festivals and taking baby steps toward their eventual insanity. But in the interests of fairness and the slight possibility […]
Bonnywood Manor 
Recent Comments