Past Imperfect – #76

Crusty Pie

SR 1076

Let’s eavesdrop on the wedding participants’ thoughts, shall we? Left to right.

#1 “Father of the groom. I don’t like any of these people here, including my son, but you have to maintain lineage or it all goes to pot and the wrong kings get crowned.”

#2: “Best man.  I have done things with the groom that he doesn’t wish to discuss. But he’ll grow tired of that little tramp before too long, and we can finally get that cottage in Wolfordshire.”

#3: “Groom here. I have the slimmest shoulders known to mankind. Some women find that fetching, obviously. Okay, men as well, and things have happened, but you have to understand that we went to a remote prep school and I was lonely.”

#4: “Bride, thank you. Yes, I know about the paternal dislike and the trysting at St. Bruce’s and my husband’s fondness for watching men who participate…

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