Kim: “I seem to have snagged my dress on something and I’m unable to release my pent-up desires.”
William: “Who cares about your dress? I’ve got my shirt caught on this dead Cooter Tree and it’s making me pose in an unrealistic manner.”
Kim: “Well, at least your pecs look dreamy, especially that glaring nipple. They made me wear this crappy bra that does nothing to lift and separate.”
William: “And what’s up with all the sand? This movie is supposed to be in Kansas, not some South Pacific island that Marlon Brando will eventually buy.”
Kim: “But still, that nipple. I’m intoxicated.”
William: “It’s probably just the fumes from my hair gel.”
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LOL! Chat up line of the century! I may just use it.
Me-“Er…excuse me Mr sexy bus driver man, I seem to have snagged my dress in the door and I’m unable to release my pent-up desires.”
Bus driver- “That’s it, I’m calling the police.”
That nipple is quite intoxicating though.
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If you put your mind to it, there are a LOT of things one can get snagged upon. Use it to your advantage! 😉
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Am I the only one who sees the body hair on a certain part and lack of hair all over?
Maybe it was a chest wax job at the set, just so we notice the man nipple.
What’s happening to me???!! This is not me.😲 it’s all your fault Brian, these images though, I can’t resist commenting on.
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Good eye, Jehan! I looked it up, and William Holden did indeed shave his chest for the shirtless scenes in this movie. I must confess that the nipple is what caught my eye when I first found this on the Internet. It took me a minute to even realize there was someone else in the picture… 😉
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Ha!! I was right then.😁
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Ah….man nipples. As an old widder lady, it’s been awhile since I have been privileged to see these. Brian, find me a reasonably intellectual heterosexual man, damnit!
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I will do my best to satisfy your needs. How stringent are your requirements? Does he have to be breathing? 😉
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