Edmund: “Here we go, love. Smile for the cameraman.” Millie: “I’m so excited to be going on our honeymoon!” Edmund: “Me as well. We finally get to consummate our relationship, my poodle.” Millie: “Well, about that. It won’t be happening.” Edmund: “But we’ve just gotten married, precious. We […]
Editor’s Note: The following excerpt is from the project I’ve been working on during National Novel Writing Month (NoNoWriMo), wherein the participants try to amass a total of 50,000 words in a single month. The organizers of the contest suggest starting a brand new novel for the […]
Bernie: “Lolly, why did you get out of the car? Where are you going?” Lolly: “I’m fed up with it, Bernie. I can’t take it anymore.” Bernie: “Don’t be ridiculous. You can’t just walk away. You don’t know what’s down that road.” Lolly: “I know you’re not down […]
The doorbell rings. Terry opens the door to find Little Tiffy standing there. “Can Brian come out to play?” “No.” “Why not?” “Because he’s busy.” “Doing what?” “I don’t know. Some kind of writing project thing.” “What’s that?” “A writing project. Where he writes. What grade are […]
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