Past Imperfect – #56
John had some very serious issues, and Celia did her best to comfort him, but she was inwardly pleased to have finally figured out what happened to her favorite pair of pumps…
Past Imperfect – #52
The casting director was mortified when she got her first peek at the onscreen chemistry of her two stars. She promptly opened a bottle of gin and then began cleaning out her office desk…
Granny Mae Saves the World, Part I: That Damn Budget Mess
Note: Some of my long-time blog buddies may recall the peripheral character of Granny Mae Dean, the ancient-but-wise proprietor of Granny Mae’s Bait Shack and Trailer Park, who would pop up from time to time, holler out something sweet and spicy, then wander back to wherever she […]
Past Imperfect – #324
Tour Guide: “And over here, boys and girls, we have the Charles F. Nelson house.” Little Billy: “Who cares.” Little Andy: “My juice box is empty.” Little Sally: “I gotta pee.” Tour Guide: “It’s one of the most famous houses in Olalla, Washington.” Little Billy: “Why? Did somebody […]
Past Imperfect – #29
Everyone in town knew that something didn’t add up with how the Grayson Sisters had amassed their wealth, but the sisters remained tight-lipped. Their chauffeur, however, was quite ready to talk, fed up as he was with the sisters’ superior attitudes, especially the pretty but simple one who […]
Past Imperfect – #28
Suffice it to say that there was a wee bit of thematic confusion at the first annual Columbia Cuties Fashion Review, and the judging committee clearly took advantage of the complimentary champagne. (Extra recognition goes to the young lass who actually managed to find the camera…)
Flash Backward – #8: A Thousand Points of Bite
Once upon a time, there was a nifty digital world known as Our Big Gayborhood, a “writer’s collective” type of thing run by Lori Hahn and Margo Moon. Essentially, Lori and Margo enticed a variety of folks into contributing regular pieces on a very wide range of topics. […]
Past Imperfect – #40
Margaret had always been an unruly child, clamoring for attention. But when she returned from her year abroad in bohemian Paris, the annoyance factor escalated…
Past Imperfect – #24
Trudy had mixed emotions about being the richest woman in Roswell, New Mexico. Yes, it was rather festive having your own Ferris wheel in the backyard, but the constant alien-landings on the grand staircase were getting a bit tiresome…
Nuns and Guns: Lady Gaga – “Alejandro”
Preliminary bit wherein I absolve myself of any blame for what’s about to follow: We’re talking Lady Gaga, here, not Charlotte Church, so things in this video get a bit eye-opening. It’s also a very long video, so Lady Gaga can throw in lots of artsy stuff […]
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