Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #99

SR 1099

As the Baptists predicted, allowing slattern women to wear scandalous bathing attire on public beaches quickly led to moral depravity, group addiction, gangsta fashions, and the shocking outrage of people not listening to the Baptists anymore…


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  1. I’d like to go back to those bathing suit days – not so much of the saggy baggy flesh on display ( although the bathers themselves are pretty saggy and baggy…)

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    • Well, I will admit that in my younger days, when I was carefree and muscular and stupid, I was quite content to run about on the beaches of life in a barely-there Speedo swimsuit. But for the last century or so, I’ve chosen the more chaste route of discreetly hiding my sagginess and bagginess. Still, we are who we are, and there’s already enough body-shaming going on in advertising and social media. To each his own…


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