The casting director was mortified when she got her first peek at the onscreen chemistry of her two stars. She promptly opened a bottle of gin and then began cleaning out her office desk…
Categories: Past Imperfect
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Hahahaha, no kidding!! 😀
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And the lady on the left? That’s my exact expression I would have every morning as I thought about having to go to work… 😉
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he looks like he is trying to imagine what the taste of a very tart plum is like – whilst acting like he would never eat a plum. (No, I don’t know exactly what I was trying to describe there – his facial expression is just …prissy, maybe?).
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“Prissy” is a good choice. Another option: “I have never been with a woman before, nor do I plan to pursue that career path, so I have no idea what I should be doing in this moment. Oh, and I can’t really breathe because some wardrobe queen trussed me up in this outfit with a super-feminine belt.” 😉
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Well, yes….. but I was going for the short version 🙂
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And sometimes shorter is better. I tend to ramble a bit when I should instead simply acknowledge a pithy observation and not try to make it all about me… 😉
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Nah – I loved it 🙂 It IS all about you!
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He’s self-consciously checking her facial expression, to see if she realises he’s just told a lie. He regrets not having shaved his mustache as he could use it as a distractor.
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He’s probably also checking her for a pulse; the poor thing looks a bit flat-lined. And now that you’ve mentioned his follicle dilemma, I just now realized that they both apparently went to the same eyebrow stylist… 😉
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She’s literally bored to death, poor darling. And he used a razor. This was not a wax job.
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Oh, I think there was some waxing at some point, just not in a manner that your or I would relish… 😉
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Ouch!
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*he regrets having shaved his mustache. (oops)
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haha 🙂
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The guy should be in the dictionary, illustrating the word “creep-a-zoid!” LMAO!
Priceless!!!
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Yeah, I don’t think I would be going on a second date with that one… 😉
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