So, just a few minutes ago, whilst sitting here working on my latest blog post, I reached that point you hit where you can’t think of what to say next. I decided a break was in order, and I wandered into the kitchen for a distraction. I found […]
This is what happens when little girls have tea parties that are not properly supervised. Everybody eventually ends up in time out and the tea gets cold…
We start off with the band onstage in what looks like a cross between a fancy nightclub, a Chinese Buffet and a bordello. There are lots of people off to one side, lounging around in the V.I.P. area of the buffet, with the women all dressed like unfocused […]
The next day, all of the speaker boxes in Row Two were in mourning, as one of their own had been felled. The night before, a truck full of rednecks from Pawhuska had failed to roll down their window and disengage the audio contraption as they were leaving, […]
There’s nothing like waking up in the morning and not being able to figure out what you did with the Silly Putty that you were playing with the night before during a round of self-pity vodka-drinking…
Him: “Today’s outing has been rather enjoyable, my dear, don’t you think?” Her: “It was interesting, I’ll say that much.” Him: “You didn’t enjoy it? You didn’t like the feeling of swimming in the ocean? We’ve never done that before.” Her: “And I still don’t know what it […]
Despite the clever outfits and the nice graphic on the wall behind them, Clara was still in for a big surprise on how this evening was going to turn out…
Elaine heard the siren call of the compelling ballad, and she made sure to wear the appropriate accessories in her hair, but she never made it to San Francisco…
Beatrice failed to understand that high drama was not always required, especially when one is simply going to the loo between cocktails…
Documentary Narrator: As they dig through the musty archives of the long-abandoned Folly Beach library, the investigative team made a surprising discovery… Investigator #1, fresh out of college and therefore somewhat useless but still young enough to have perfect vision: “Look what I found! Surely this photo is […]
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