Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #150

SR 1150

Lady on the Left: “Girl, what’s up with that humongous thing on your head and the Bible nestled in your safety-dance zone? I was pretty proud of my Napoleon-tribute hat-wear until you came along.”

Lady on the Right: “If you must know, I’m just trying to be closer to Jesus.”

Lady on the Left: “Really? Six inches of Hindenburg blimp on your noggin is really going to make a difference? I think you should try what the lady on the other side of me did, when she catapulted herself toward the clouds after she saw an image of Our Savior in a piece of saltwater taffy.”


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  1. The one on the right kind of resembles the Wicked Witch of the …. ?? And they’re out on the beach in those hats! I won’t ever wear a hat as my hair keeps me warm enough! I can’t even imagine! If, in my past life, I lived back in those times, I would’ve died early on… probably from the heat alone.

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    • True enough, the one on the right does look like she’s spent some time riding around on a bicycle and condemning her neighbors, but it’s not my place to judge. (Oh, who am I kidding. I was born for this mess.) And yes, if I had lived back in those times, the heat would probably have snuffed me out. But my first concern would be the lack of hygiene. You only bathe once a week? And deodorant hasn’t really been invented yet? Oh no, don’t even go there. I can’t live, if living means I can still smell you two hours after you left… 😉

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