Lady on the Left: “Girl, what’s up with that humongous thing on your head and the Bible nestled in your safety-dance zone? I was pretty proud of my Napoleon-tribute hat-wear until you came along.”
Lady on the Right: “If you must know, I’m just trying to be closer to Jesus.”
Lady on the Left: “Really? Six inches of Hindenburg blimp on your noggin is really going to make a difference? I think you should try what the lady on the other side of me did, when she catapulted herself toward the clouds after she saw an image of Our Savior in a piece of saltwater taffy.”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Loving their stockings. Nothing boring about them, but not something I would have expected of that era..
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Now that you mention it, the hosiery does seem a bit avant garde. On the flip side, they hadn’t invented the Internet yet, so folks still had some spare time to seek out interesting things to put on their feet…
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I never thought of the internet as an impediment to interesting stockings. 🙂
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Lady on the right looks a bit like Fred Astaire in drag.
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Ohhh, good observation. Well, balancing all of that crap on his head probably contributed to his dancing skills. We all have to start somewhere… 😉
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I love the fact that the hat is your main concern and not that we may have a rare picture of Mr Astaire clothed as a woman. Focus man! Focus!
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I haven’t had a true focus since I lost my virginity 476 years ago… 😉
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Ooh, that’s about a year before I lost mine.
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The one on the right kind of resembles the Wicked Witch of the …. ?? And they’re out on the beach in those hats! I won’t ever wear a hat as my hair keeps me warm enough! I can’t even imagine! If, in my past life, I lived back in those times, I would’ve died early on… probably from the heat alone.
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True enough, the one on the right does look like she’s spent some time riding around on a bicycle and condemning her neighbors, but it’s not my place to judge. (Oh, who am I kidding. I was born for this mess.) And yes, if I had lived back in those times, the heat would probably have snuffed me out. But my first concern would be the lack of hygiene. You only bathe once a week? And deodorant hasn’t really been invented yet? Oh no, don’t even go there. I can’t live, if living means I can still smell you two hours after you left… 😉
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Hahahaha! Awesome!
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Such tasteful thoughts….
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