Eleanor Roosevelt: “How sweet of you girls to cook this meal for me in a completely unplanned photo op.”
Girl Scout #1: “My outfit makes me look Amish and I’m not really happy about that. And there’s the added pressure that I might accidentally spill this pot of boiling water on the First Lady and end up in jail. I better wipe my fingerprints off the handle.”
Girl Scout #2: “Do you think they could possibly put more crap on that stove?”
Girl Scout #3: “The poor First Lady. I wonder what choices she had to make in her life that led to her wearing that hat.”
Girl Scout #4: “I don’t know why I’m here. I won’t even get to cook anything unless the three girls in front of me get taken out in some freak mishap. But as long as I still get the merit badge, I’m good.”
Freddy Krueger, in the background: “Anybody feeling sleepy?”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Oh for heaven’s sake, know your uniforms. These are Girl Scouts. Oh wait, maybe 4-Hers! And where did Eleanor get all those flowers for her hat? Off some cow?
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Uh oh, did I hit the fail blog? I just assumed they were Girl Scouts. But they COULD be 4-Hers, or students from an odd military prep school, or even members of the Olympic Women’s Gymnastics Team from Romania. I really don’t know, since I wasn’t there when the picture was taken. (I’m not allowed in the White House due to previous overly-exuberant blog posts.) Still, I now feel like I have failed the world in some way. As punishment, I will now go sit on the patio and have a beer and think about what I have done…
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I think I’ll have a beer too; just to console you.
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Freaking out about Freddie… didn’t notice him until you pointed it out. What the hell was he doing there?! Aughhhhhh!
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Creepy, right? A nice, wholesome photo and then BAM, there he is…
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LOL – I see Freddy Krueger’s hat and part of his face in the background! That evil bastard…ROFLMAO!
XD
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“A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 27: Someone’s in the Kitchen with Eleanor…” 😉
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Again… your attention to detail! Awesome! And sooo funny!!
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Thanks, Paula! The “fingerprint-wiping” was my favorite bit with this one, it just cracked me up. Apparently it doesn’t take much to amuse me… 😉
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You’re hopelessly jaded, Brian. I like that in a writer.
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Thanks, Mitch! I’m glad my jadedness can be useful in certain situations… 😉
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