Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #241

SR 1241

Lady on the Left: “I hate this stupid motorcycle club and I wish I’d never signed up for it. This is what I get for agreeing to do something after I’d had 14 Sloe Gin Fizzes at the barbecue last Saturday. Drinking just makes me say yes when I shouldn’t. That’s how I ended up sleeping with three of the four men who are following us.”

Lady in the Middle: “I just love this! I feel so free and powerful. And the vibrations have my tingly parts singing show tunes.”

Lady on the Right: “Is somebody singing? And why doesn’t Ruth have a headlight on her bike? What does she know that we don’t?”

Guy on the Left: “I hope Lisa drinks some more gin fizzes today.”

Guy in the Middle: “I just now realized that I rolled my cuffs higher than anybody else. This will probably end up in the newsletter, damn it.”

Guy on the Right: “Oh my God, Wayne is wearing the same color shirt as me. It’s kismet. We are meant to be together. He just doesn’t know it yet.”

Guy Way the Hell in the Back: “If I get hit in the face by one more bobby pin I’m going to snap and it isn’t going to be pretty.”

Tree on the Left: “Thank you for killing me with all that exhaust. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.”

 

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    • I am not a fan of motorbikes, most likely because, as a small child, my father would force me to sit behind him on such a contraption and then proceed to terrorize me with his antics, laying extremely low when rounding corners (I could touch the pavement if I dared to let go of him, which I didn’t) and attempting stupid things like leaping a gulch or driving uphill on an 85 degree incline. I don’t know what he was trying to accomplish, but I was not a fan… 😉

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  1. I love this dialogue, right here:

    Guy on the Left: “I hope Lisa drinks some more gin fizzes today.”

    Guy in the Middle: “I just now realized that I rolled my cuffs higher than anybody else. This will probably end up in the newsletter, damn it.”

    Guy on the Right: “Oh my God, Wayne is wearing the same color shirt as me. It’s kismet. We are meant to be together. He just doesn’t know it yet.”

    Guy Way the Hell in the Back: “If I get hit in the face by one more bobby pin I’m going to snap and it isn’t going to be pretty.”

    Tree on the Left: “Thank you for killing me with all that exhaust. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.”

    ROFLMAO!!!
    😄

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    • I’m glad you enjoyed it! I love doing these things. In fact, you have inspired me, and I’m now going to stop piddling with my backlog of email and go find me some wacky vintage photos. Besides, scouring the Internet is so much more fun than endlessly clicking through “payment due” notifications (P.S. I got an email from the tree. He actually survived the exhaust and has now grown big enough that squirrels live in him and throw nuts at the bikers when they roll by. So, karma…)

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