Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #258

SR 1258

Jimmy: “Do you mind if I take off my shirt?”

Grace: “Why, whatever’s gotten into you that you feel the need to randomly bare flesh?”

Jimmy: “Did you see the liquor bottles behind me?”

Grace: “Of course I did. I come from a rich family. We always inspect the quality of the liquor when we walk into a room.”

Jimmy: “Well, then. I’m feeling a bit frisky, and I think we should do something that will have to be censored out of this movie.”

Grace: “Darling, I’m about to marry the Prince of Monaco. Do you really think I should jeopardize such an arrangement?”

Alfred Hitchcock, popping up from behind the camera: “Yes!”

 

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