Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #302

SR 1302

Once again, the members of the Alpha Mega Testicula fraternity awoke to find that something may have gone awry during the previous evening’s beer-soaked pledge drive…


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  1. Every single morning at around 6:30 am, my neighbours are always awaken by a snuffling, grunting sort of noise. Like the sound a pig would make if it had a chest infection and a blocked sinus and was waiting for someone to smother some Vicks Vaporub onto it’s ungulate chest.
    That sound is the sound of me laughing at your posts, and Alpha Mega Testicula fraternity, made me laugh at little louder than usual. I think my neighbours may have a contract out on me…

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    • I consider it quite an honor to be able to lead you down the errant path of snuffling and grunting and potential chest-rubbing. And fear not the neighbours and their pesky contracts. I would gladly take a bullet for you so that you can continue to grunt-laugh each morning. Wait, bullet-taking might not be covered by my health plan. I’ll get back to you. In the mean time, stay away from windows… 😉

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    • Well, I can sometimes get a bit hazy with car specifics, so I checked with partner Terry and he instantly came back with “It’s a Buick, you can tell by the portals on the sides, probably early 50s.” And then he jumped on the Internet, fully intent on further research. (I slipped out of the room as quietly as possible.) He will probably walk up at any minute with a 37-page thesis, because that’s just how he rolls when it comes to cars…

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      • That’s what I thought, as well – the portholes on the sides are a dead Buick giveaway!

        That’s my only regret in life…not taking auto-shop in high school, as opposed to Home Ec, especially since I knew everything in Home-Ec by 6th grade, including how to balance a checkbook!

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          • LOL – I can tell that the electives and mandatory classes were different for you! ALL maths were required…shop and Home-Ec were like band, choir, or gym – strictly optional, and limited. Same with ‘Foreign Language’ courses…we had the whopping choices of Spanish or German!

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