Bette: “Olivia, girlfriend, hold up a minute…”
Olivia: “God, this fried rice is so good. This is better than winning an Oscar.”
Bette: “You’ve got my hair caught in your chopsticks.”
Olivia: “You still have hair? I assumed that was a wig.”
Bette: “Don’t sass me, young lady. I won two of those Oscars while you were still figuring out that you had a vagina.”
Olivia: “I’ve won two as well, honey.”
Bette: “And I’m assuming you’re keeping them in that hairdo of yours?”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
I’ve seen these two goofing off together before.
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Bette Davis was a hoot, lots of talent and sass…
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Nicely written, just enough to create the humour, not too much to run the risk of losing the effect.
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Thank you!
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It was probably Olivia’s 100th birthday luncheon.
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I thought you were being cleverly funny until I googled. Olivia DID just turn 100. Good for her…
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I wondered if you knew.
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I am so both of these women minus the wild success.
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Me too! Wait…
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I’m impressed that they (seemingly) knew how to use chopsticks. Me, I’m a klutz and never could figure out how to use them.
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I’m hot and cold with the chopsticks. Some days I’m a maestro, spilling nary a grain of rice. Other days, I shouldn’t have been allowed out of the house without adult supervision…
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You know I’m sick of carrying a bag round all the time- why didn’t I think of the hair thing before! Plenty of room for a purse and a hanky…..
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It’s certainly something to consider, tucking things up there. In fact, this reminds me of a photo of myself I found the other day, when I was in my “oblivious teen” years and I was sporting an astonishing amount of hair that could feasibly power a small city. I might post that pic just for the shock value… 😉
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