Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #294

SR 1294

Bette: “Olivia, girlfriend, hold up a minute…”

Olivia: “God, this fried rice is so good. This is better than winning an Oscar.”

Bette: “You’ve got my hair caught in your chopsticks.”

Olivia: “You still have hair? I assumed that was a wig.”

Bette: “Don’t sass me, young lady. I won two of those Oscars while you were still figuring out that you had a vagina.”

Olivia: “I’ve won two as well, honey.”

Bette: “And I’m assuming you’re keeping them in that hairdo of yours?”


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  1. You know I’m sick of carrying a bag round all the time- why didn’t I think of the hair thing before! Plenty of room for a purse and a hanky…..

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    • It’s certainly something to consider, tucking things up there. In fact, this reminds me of a photo of myself I found the other day, when I was in my “oblivious teen” years and I was sporting an astonishing amount of hair that could feasibly power a small city. I might post that pic just for the shock value… 😉


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