Amazon Operator: “How may I direct your call?”
Katharine: “I need to speak with someone about my order.”
Operator: “May I ask about the nature of your concern?”
Katharine: “They sent me the wrong thing, that’s my concern.”
Operator: “I see. And what were you expecting to get?”
Katharine: “Well, it’s a rather delicate subject, but I ordered a… personal massager.”
Operator: “Oh, I love those things. They really work out the kinks in my back.”
Katharine: “Yes, well, I do have some kinks that require attention, but my needs are a bit lower than the back. That sort of personal massager.”
Operator: “A foot massager?”
Katharine: “A bit higher than that.”
Operator: “I’m not sure what you…. Oh my, it just clicked. I love those things, too. If I had a nickel for every time I-”
Katharine: “Let’s not get into personal finance. Can you rectify this situation? Because these kinks aren’t going away on their own.”
Operator: “Girl, I’m on it. I’m pulling up your account right now. By the way, what did they send you instead of the pleasure prod?”
Katharine: “An actual man. And he appears to be rather invested in his mission, so I think we need to put a rush on things.”
Operator: “I’m issuing an expedite right now and alerting the extraction team.”
Katharine: “And while you’re doing that, I’ll need some assistance with another issue.”
Operator: “I’m here to please. Well, not like the man that’s there to please you but-”
Katharine: “Can you find out what happened to the rest of my waist?”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
You’re right. She’s in two pieces. It looks like the gentleman caller might be holding her waist.
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This shot is just full of odd imagery, like the oddly-curled feather on the hat and the possible brain-scan images on the far left wall… 😉
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She ordered a drone, but all she gets is this putz nattering on and on about how he’d be willing to go Dutch, because he likes half of her door. 😉 😛
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He IS having rather intimate relations with that door half…
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Talk about getting his leg over!
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He apparently takes thing quite literally and figuratively…
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Take the man leave the massager.
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Exactly.
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LOL – the guy in the Dutch door looks creepy, mildly lecherous, and somewhat bemused, all at once! He definitely puts a new spin on “getting a leg over,” ROFL!
XD
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Yep, if something like that was coming at me, the date would definitely be over…
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I’d grab him by the foot and flip him ass-over-teakettle, ROFL!
XD
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I think the man is a Leprechaun. I wouldn’t mind having one but not in the bedroom 😀
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That little man makes me wonder how he got out of the suitcase and why the ventriloquist didn’t know he escaped…
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Exactly! Ha ha.
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