Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #282

SR 1282

It was a really swell evening at the nightclub until Humphrey apparently became distracted…

Lauren: “If you’re looking for the drink menu, that’s not where it is.”

Humphrey: “Well, something is there. Have you seen this?”

Lauren: “Who hasn’t? Still, put your eyeballs back in, here come the photographers.”

Humphrey: “I’m pretty sure their cameras aren’t focused on me.”

Marilyn: “Cameras? Hang on while I act like you said something really funny. I just got my teeth cleaned and I might as well make the best of it.”

Lauren: “God, she annoys me. How can you possibly feel good about yourself waking up next to someone like that in the morning?”

Humphrey: “I don’t think that will be an issue. Because I’d never go to sleep.”


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