It was a really swell evening at the nightclub until Humphrey apparently became distracted…
Lauren: “If you’re looking for the drink menu, that’s not where it is.”
Humphrey: “Well, something is there. Have you seen this?”
Lauren: “Who hasn’t? Still, put your eyeballs back in, here come the photographers.”
Humphrey: “I’m pretty sure their cameras aren’t focused on me.”
Marilyn: “Cameras? Hang on while I act like you said something really funny. I just got my teeth cleaned and I might as well make the best of it.”
Lauren: “God, she annoys me. How can you possibly feel good about yourself waking up next to someone like that in the morning?”
Humphrey: “I don’t think that will be an issue. Because I’d never go to sleep.”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Hahaha eyes are up here
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I’m sure he’s trying to get his eyes to cooperate, but there are forces working against him… 😉
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the struggle is real haha I dont blame him though
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LOL!! Nice One!
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Thanks, Vinitha!
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If she’d only sit up straight, this whole thing would go away.
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Now, now, she’s just doing some product placement, Marketing 101 and all that…
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Lauren thought that going bra-less would keep attention on her. Never underestimate the power of a good, strapless push-up!
XD
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I know exactly what you mean. Wait…
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LOL!
XD
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Great last line.
Pretty funny too, in that Bacall and Bogart had a tempestuous relationship.
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They sure did, and they were both pretty savvy with the comebacks…
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