Clara: “So what’s my motivation in this scene?” Director: “The talkies have just been invented, and most of America will not be able to understand your thick Brooklyn accent and your days as a star are possibly numbered.” Clara: “Got it.”
That awkward first day in high school when you realize that maybe your parents didn’t tell you a few things that they should have while you were growing up…
We start out with Katy finishing up filming one of the scenes from her previous video, “California Gurls”. This was the bit where she wallered around completely naked on the giant wad of pink cotton candy. (Which, by the way, should make you think twice about your choices […]
When Alberta set her mind to something, she was determined to see it through. Henry, standing on the porch: “What the hell are you doin’, woman?” Alberta: “Us women just got the right to vote and I’m off to do it.” Henry: “But there ain’t no election today. […]
Jimmy: “What the hell are you going?” Norma: “Sweetie, I know you were born in Pennsylvania, and I can forgive you for that. But you are really drawing too much attention to our table with your ‘golly gee’ expression. Tone it down a notch.” Jimmy: “But it looks […]
On the set of Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte… Joan Crawford: “Bob, we really need to talk.” Robert Aldrich: “What is it now, Joan? Was the caviar on the craft services table not stellar enough?” Joan: “Very funny. No, you need to talk to the people who are doing […]
Douglas: “Well, here we go again.” Mary: “Now, Dougie, let’s not be grumpy. You know we have to deal with the press, it’s just what we do as Hollywood Royalty.” Douglas: “But why do we have to let them into our house? It’s annoying.” Mary: “Because the common […]
Joan Collins and Warren Beatty gaze in wonder as Warren’s sister Shirley MacLaine does an interpretive dance on the stage of the Lido in Paris, wherein Shirley warns of the dangers of sleeping with everyone else on the planet just because you can. Joan at least appears to […]
1. You become aroused simply walking through the produce section of the supermarket. (Stay away from the cucumbers and the carrots. And you might want to avoid the gourds as well, because some of those raised bumps can look very interesting.) 2. You seem to be having too […]
Douglass: “Mae, my sugar bunny, whatever is troubling you so? Mae: “Oh, Douglass, the agony is so intense that I can barely speak!” Douglass: “Now, now. Stop writhing like a Pentecostal. Tell me what has happened. Are you hurt? Is there some blood loss that I need to […]
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