The Thompson Triplets, with their intense patriotism and even stronger attraction to men in uniform, never missed a troop train rolling into town. They collectively had a total of 47 children, and this population influx eventually led to their home state gaining an additional seat in the House […]
Hold up. I just left this to come back to Dallas? Clearly, I need to reevaluate my life choices. Oh, wait. There’s the little boy in me, in the lower right corner, refusing to rejoin the adult world, with all the irritating responsibility such an action entails, determinedly […]
Republican pornography.
This is where it happened. Well, I didn’t have any definitive proof at the time to back up my assertion, and I would continue to not have any proof well after the violation had been “resolved”, because people hide things and are not forthcoming, but my gut tells […]
We’re still traipsing around the Andalusian countryside, avoiding any degree of responsible behavior as well as local authorities, so I don’t have quite the time for a full-on treatise concerning what has irked me during the preceding week. But I’m sure I can squeeze in a few tidbits […]
At St. Zena’s Academy for Women Who Like to Wear Matching Outfits and Don’t Bother to Do Anything Interesting with Their Hair, a hush fell over the room as the students received that day’s assignment: “Wherefore art thou, Waldo?”
Editor’s Note: As a companion piece to the recent paean to the mood swings of a Chinese Buffet experience, here is an older ode exemplifying the writer’s obsessive thoughts concerning a new menu option at a local cafeteria-style chain… 1. The fact that Luby’s even serves breakfast. This […]
Meanwhile, at the latest Tea Party rally, the participants gleefully prepare for the Kool-Aid-Drinking ceremony…
A long time ago and very far away, before people began paraphrasing the opening line from Star Wars because they couldn’t come up with their own introduction, there was a website. This website was created by someone who didn’t have the first clue on how to create websites, […]
Ava: “Hold up, buster. Don’t be sticking that finger into my cake. I don’t know where it’s been.” Frank: “Come on, doll. We’re married now. For better or for worse, right?” Ava: “That’s just it. I know about your worst. And I know that you’re gonna let other […]
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