Mirror: “Wow, that’s never happened to me before.”
Jennifer Aniston’s Grandmother: “Are you talking about the crack?”
Mirror: “Well, if you mean the break in my glass and not the recreational activity happening in the other room, then yes.”
JAG: “Hmm. I’m sure it’s not your fault. Mirrors just seem to behave inappropriately when I get near them.”
Mirror: “If you don’t mind my sharing, I believe I might know the root cause for this situation.”
JAG: “Please proceed. The internet hasn’t been invented yet and I have plenty of time on my hands.”
Mirror: “It’s that bun you’ve got going on. It’s huge and intimidating, enough so that it can cause anxiety and stress, leading to fractures in otherwise inanimate objects. And how on earth were you able to create such a follicular monstrosity?”
JAG: “Yeah, that. Well, I feel that we’ve become close in our time together, so I think we can share things I normally wouldn’t share with wall decorations that I’ve just met. There’s more involved here than just hair.”
Mirror: “Really? What else do you have up in there?”
JAG: “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
I don’t think she is real – look at the unearthly light on the front of her face. I think she is actually a bald hologram from the future with a fetish for hair masquerading as the past.
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LOL! That is EXACTLY the alternate story that I was going to tell. Swear. 😉
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you say !! 😉
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That definitely COULD be Jens granny!
I was looking for an upstyle to wear to a wedding next week-think I found it, thanks Brian 😜
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You can always count on me for fashion tips… 😉
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LOL! That’s how mirrors respond when I get near them, too…Medusa incarnate!
XD
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My mirrors just start sobbing uncontrollably when I waltz up… 😉
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ROFLMAO!
I give the mirror the old “DS of DS” – the “deadly scowl” of “Dirty Seppy!”
XD
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I had to look up the Edmund Fitzgerald as I didn’t get the punchline😕 But she really does look like JA doesn’t she?!
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The similarity IS kind of of eerie…
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This – “Well, if you mean the break in my glass and not the recreational activity happening in the other room, then yes” – love it!!!
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I wrote that line especially for you… 😉
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You had better… Thank you!!!
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