Deep in an underground research bunker, because above-ground bunkers are just not as exciting, a conversation is taking place… Historian #1, the guy with the most seniority: “This is an amazing artifact. Where on earth did you manage to find this?” Historian #2, with no seniority at all […]
At the quilting bee, an intriguing conversation took place… Self-satisfied woman on the far right: “Girls, you are not going to believe what happened last night. I had my first orgasm!” Confused woman on the far left: “Orgasm? Isn’t that what the Japanese do when they make paper […]
Greta was feeling a bit blue, as she hadn’t seen her lover in days and she was beginning to suspect that their torrid relationship had run its course. If so, then Ramon’s sudden disinterest had come at a rather inopportune time, as he had been handling both her […]
There are times in a writer’s life when he has absolutely no idea what to write for the introduction of his next bit of self-reflection. That’s exactly what is happening right now. So let’s just be real, accept things for what they are, pretend that these opening […]
There are monkeys on top of the Rock of Gibraltar. Did you know this? I certainly didn’t. Well, that’s not entirely fair to say. One of our travelling companions, a lovely lass that I’ll call “Twyla” for now, because I haven’t mentioned to her that I might ensnare […]
In a bold move to show her support, Clara demonstrates what it’s like for teachers in the public school system to do their jobs when Republicans keep slashing the funds for education…
1. It has members of my family in it and I don’t know what they’re doing. This instantly puts me on high alert. Knowing how some of my family members have a natural instinct to do things they probably shouldn’t, this document could easily become evidence in some […]
After a few too many sloe gin fizzes, Clara felt triumphantly sexy and decided that this was the day she would seduce the cute mailman who was always bringing her those delightful paychecks. Sadly, she was fully unaware that her fizz-spattered outfit was a libido-killing outrage, especially when […]
Let’s eavesdrop on the students at the Barbizon School for Women, starting far left: Starlet #1: “I know that we’re supposed to be doing modeling exercises, but I had far too many Harvey Wallbangers last night, as well as a few Harveys, and I really need to just […]
Despite being out of the country for most of the past week, theoretically engaged in relaxation and responsibility-avoidance, I couldn’t help but reflect on a few things that are rattling about in my head. And here we go… ONE. Colin Kaepernick takes a stand by taking a seat. […]
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