Once again, the members of Omega Delta Dawn make the walk of shame back to the sorority house after questionable decisions were made at the nearby fraternity…
Betty, far left: “You’d think I’d learn one of these days that I shouldn’t drink anything a man is offering. They always lie, and there’s always gin. They even put it in Jello now. I never want another dessert for the rest of my life.”
Wilma, near left: “And they lie about what they have in their rooms. I thought I was getting the answers for the chemistry exam. Apparently those answers were on his mattress somewhere but I never found them.”
Pebbles, near right: “At least you had a mattress. I was just trying to tidy up the kitchen and suddenly I was in the spin cycle before I even turned on the dishwasher. Nothing says humiliation like having the imprint of a waffle iron on your forehead.”
Dina, far right: “All of you need to shut the hell up. You might be able to rise above this. But I’m a blonde, so I’m already in the cellar of respectability. And now my panties are whirling on a ceiling fan in the Alpha Mega Testica house. I might as well head back home and marry my cousin.”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
What’s that flower you’ve got on? At least it was the final Delta Dawn walk of shame. 😛
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Well, hopefully they started making better career decisions.. 😉
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Wasn’t one of them married to Tiger Woods? And another, Trump’s second wife? That’s a great, respected career, trading sex and companionship for money and position. 😦 😯
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Love it! 🙂
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Thank you!
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ROFLMAO!!!
Best line:
XD
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There might be a little bit of my personal history in that line… 😉
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Bahahahahahaaahhh! I’ll have to think of a nickname for YOU, with that!
XD
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Do it! (Please, and thank you.)
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I have it…ready?
“Sans BVDs!”
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(Now I can just call you “SB,” ROFL)
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And I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Henceforth, one of my alter egos shall be known as “SB”, a moniker that can also cryptically mean “Saint Bernard” (don’t ask) or “Salty Bastard” (long story, perhaps another time). The world is now my oyster, especially when I have FUBAR’d my current XBOX gameplay and I need to try it again under another screen name… 😉
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ROFL! I’m glad that you like it!
“Salty Bastard” – that works, too…especially in gaming!
People get so salty in zone chat and forums…I love it when someone says, “Well…that escalated quickly!”
XD
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😄
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Thanks, Chris!
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They do all look very tortured.
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Reminds me of my co-workers and I heading toward the office building on a Monday morning…
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Yes, I see the resemblance, and the dress looks good on you Brian 😉
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there is not a person on earth that has not walked that walk in one way or another . what you did a second ago it over the next minute is a new start to get it right. Don’t Beat yourself up there are enough people willing to do it for free gladly
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Genius 🙂
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Thanks, Phil!
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