Therapist: “But you must tell me everything about all of your repressed issues. Otherwise, I will never be able to heal you and write a bestselling book about how I saved you from the depths of depravity.”
Leslie: “But I can’t even look at you.”
Therapist: “Are you ashamed of the things that you have done?”
Leslie: “Actually, it’s that stupid beard. It looks like something I should use to scrub the bathtub.”
Therapist: “So your psychotic break happened during a moment of personal hygiene?”
Leslie: “No, it happened when you touched me on the shoulder.”
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
That beard reminds me of something I once saw pulled out of a shower drain… I just stood there gagging and made my friend do it.
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Never, ever pull anything out of a shower drain unless you have no other choice in life… ;
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Lol 😂😂
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🙂
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Verrryy interesting. 😛
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Tell me what you see in this inkblot…
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I see you’ll need a new pen….and a new shirt, too. 😯
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Oh yeah, the beard is the problem.
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Nightmares, right there…
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LOL, very funny – I smile! 🙂
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Thanks, Terry!
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Sure Leslie 😉 scrub the backtub..BATHTUB!
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Oh, there will definitely be some scrubbing… 😉
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Leslie has always had issues. It started with his name.
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And then he discovered Brylcreem…
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That’s just Ashley, feeling guilty for sneaking around behind Melanies’ back with Scarlet. LOL I never did understand why Leslie Howard was chosen for that part.
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I don’t think Leslie understood why he was chosen for the part, ergo his performance… 😉
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I read somewhere that he really didn’t want to play the part, and you’re right. I think it showed….not to mention that he was supposed to be a Southerner and he had a very distinguishable British accent….unless that was his idea of a Southern accent. LOL
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I never met anyone who was truly into heeling me
I had to realize that on my own
As always sheldon
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Of course, sometimes we’re not the one needing the healing…
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That beard is a little brillo-paddish. But the hand on the shoulder and a likely case of bad breath are what did it. 🙂
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“I know what you ate for dinner last summer…”
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Ah, Brian. This is definitely a shout out to the hipsters. I had a good laugh with this one.
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But can the hipsters really hear me with all that overgrown hair in the way? Time will tell…
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Yes, I actually like beards but here is the key, well groomed beards not Santa Clause gone crazy deals.
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