Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #429


Therapist: “But you must tell me everything about all of your repressed issues. Otherwise, I will never be able to heal you and write a bestselling book about how I saved you from the depths of depravity.”

Leslie: “But I can’t even look at you.”

Therapist: “Are you ashamed of the things that you have done?”

Leslie: “Actually, it’s that stupid beard. It looks like something I should use to scrub the bathtub.”

Therapist: “So your psychotic break happened during a moment of personal hygiene?”

Leslie: “No, it happened when you touched me on the shoulder.”


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