Month: February 2017

Past Imperfect – #76

Let’s eavesdrop on the wedding participants’ thoughts, shall we? Left to right. #1 “Father of the groom. I don’t like any of these people here, including my son, but you have to maintain lineage or it all goes to pot and the wrong kings get crowned.” #2: “Best […]

Past Imperfect – #128

Casting Call on the set of “Peach Blossom Clambake” – Starlet #1: “I’m going to smile like hell even though I know I’m having a bad hair day. Momma always said that clean, pretty teeth will keep you out of jail.” Starlet #2: “”Eventually I will give birth […]

Past Imperfect – #478

Gary: “Darling, I have terrible news that I must share.” Tallulah: “You’ve been sleeping with everyone on the planet except me?” Gary: “Oh. Well, there might be a tad bit of truth to that rumor, but it’s really not why I called this meeting.” Tallulah: “You’re a serial […]