Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #436

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Janet: “Oh my God! That policeman is clearly following me and he’s going to pull me over and he’s going to find the money I stole and I’ll end up in a women’s prison, sharing a cell with someone named Gruntina who will whore me out to all of her beastly little friends. My life is a wretched mess!”

Policeman: “I wonder if they’re still serving the tuna melt at Patty’s Diner…”

 

 

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