On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
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lmao!
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Mission accomplished.
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She was totally wrapped up in her work, only to become disillusioned when they started to give her the run-a-round.
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And I am yearning to put a small weight in her left hand so her arms will balance out…
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In a previous life, she was a pencil.
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Let me guess: Was she a Number Two..tankhamun pencil?
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That’s a wrap then 😉
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With a nice peanut sauce for dipping…
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your delightful humor draws some of the funniest responses. I love it. i’m trying to figure out how to smoke this cigar.
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Thanks, Margo! And I think it would take at least two people to successfully smoke this cigar…
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I had to look up tamale – wish I had held onto my innocence! One listing mentions a pig’s head being involved, I clicked off lickety-split but I now get the wrap bit 😊
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Not all tamales are bad. You can put anything you want in them, it’s more about the process (masa and corn husks) than about the choice of filling…
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Oh good 😊
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All that entered my head was “Walk Like An Egyptian” Providing she COULD walk/dance in that thing.
heh heh heh..
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Amen. My thoughts exactly. Men didn’t find her intimidating, she was just a pain in the ass to go out with. Because it took her for-ever to get anywhere. And steps, up or down? Forget it. Boobs might have helped a little, for those fearing the wolf in “she” eeps clothing.
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I don’t think the poor thing is walking anywhere until somebody finds the ripcord and spins her out of that mess….
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The latest in mummy wear. 😀
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Designed by Pierre de Moomay…
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Is this some new meditation technique I don’t know about?
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She certainly appears to be in a different state of mind…
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Did you know as late as the 60s and 70s women with “the menopause” who were considered “hysterical” and refused valium were wrapped in cold, wet sheets to help alleviate their symptoms? All men are intimated by any observation of the number one cause of heart attack in men in their fifties.
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I did not know this information. I’ll put aside how you might have come about this detail, and instead I’ll just quietly reflect on exactly what I should be wrapped in for my own symptoms…
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Looks like Wednesday Addams is ready for prom. Morticia must be so proud. Apparently Thing suggested the hand placement.
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At first, I thought you wrote that Wednesday was ready for PORN . Life is so much more fun when you’re dyslexic. 😕
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I initially read it as “porn” as well, but I don’t really have an excuse for that…
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Good call on Thing being involved with the choreography. Details are important…
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A woman like that could ruin a man….if he were lucky. 😳
Okay, so I’m too wrapped up in making a smart(ass) comment. 😯
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There definitely have been some stellar comments today, so the bar has been considerably raised…
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After all the above smart comments, all i keep thinking is she looks like an oily-haired zombie. sigh
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Lots of witty banter today, for sure…
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I feel good about my hair now. Thanks.
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Makes me feel like a supermodel…
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