Six degrees of snarkeration…
Take 1:
Some people will do anything to get more likes on Facebook.
Take 2:
Congress tries once again to pass any kind of respectable legislation this year.
Take 3:
The revolving door of White House press secretaries tries to put a spin on the latest round of damaging tweets from The Apprentice.
Take 4:
Lady Aft: “Hey, I look just like one of the daughters on Modern Family!”
Lady Fore: “And I look just like that gal on Felicity and The Americans!”
Ledge: “And I look just like that wall that Mexico is never going to pay for!”
Take 5:
It’s all fun and games until somebody breaks a heel.
Take 6:
Come and listen to my story about a man named Cheeto Head
A poor millionaire, always kept his family in the red
And then one day he was shoutin’ at some fools
And up through the ground came some bubblin’ tools
Tea Party that is, black goals, Texas seed
Well the first thing you know ole Trump’s a president
The kinfolk said “Trump, hire us to represent!”
Said “Washington is the place we ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to D.C.
Swamp, that is. Lobbyin’ pools, lots of bars
Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Head and all his kin
And they would like to flip you off for investigatin’ him
You’re all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our instability
Narcissism that is. Set a spell, turn your logic off.
Y’all come back now, ya hear?
There, now. I politely offered narrative options for most everyone across the political spectrum, even those who don’t vote. Of course, my riff on The Beverly Hillbillies theme is what will stick in your mind. And I’m fine with that.
Cheers.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
New (and possibly even more upmarket) French neighbours despair at crazed English womans disgraceful snorts. English woman pleads Trump satire. All is well *no lemons in my backyard* 😅
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And the delicate societal balance, though briefly shaken, achieves stasis once again…
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Oh, so it’s not an ad for shoes?
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Well, it could be, if that would help make your life complete… 😉
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Thank you for a laugh on what is a sort of grim day. I’m going to re-post this, because there’s LOTS of folks who would benefit from a laugh and that poem/song/lyric hijack is priceless and must be shared!
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I’m rather satisfied with the little ditty, so please, march forth and herald its arrival… 😉
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LOL, Oh Brian, you out did yourself – Well Done! 🙂
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Thanks, Terry!
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This is terrible and anti-American, Brian. How dare you make fun a national symbol as long revered as the Beverly Hillbillies.
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I’m just an utter wretch of a person for doing so… 😉
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😀
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haha yes, I had to sing the words 🙂 good one!
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I tried to keep the rhythm as best I could! (And I sang it about 20 times trying to get the right words…)
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It definitely worked! I enjoyed it. 🙂
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AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!
A-hem… sorry, my vertigo slipped in there.
Those two gals are aiming for a Darwin award, if only those mentioned in your ditty joined them.
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We may have to acquire a larger venue for the awards show this year…
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they thought they were trying out for Rockette stardom, not realizing their balancing abilities were being tested for upcoming White House press secretary positions.
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Hiring practices today are just full of deceit and lies. But hey, at least they got medical and dental out of it. For now…
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