Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #265

Kim: “I seem to have snagged my dress on something and I’m unable to release my pent-up desires.”

William: “Who cares about your dress? I’ve got my shirt caught on this dead Cooter Tree and it’s making me pose in an unrealistic manner.”

Kim: “Well, at least your pecs look dreamy, especially that glaring nipple. They made me wear this crappy bra that does nothing to lift and separate.”

William: “And what’s up with all the sand? This movie is supposed to be in Kansas, not some South Pacific island that Marlon Brando will eventually buy.”

Kim: “But still, that nipple. I’m intoxicated.”

William: “It’s probably just the fumes from my hair gel.”


Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 06/30/15 and “Bonnywood Manor” on 09/10/15. No revisions were made, although I did briefly consider adding a line where Jeff Probst wanders in and barks that they are late for Tribal Council…


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