Kim: “I seem to have snagged my dress on something and I’m unable to release my pent-up desires.”
William: “Who cares about your dress? I’ve got my shirt caught on this dead Cooter Tree and it’s making me pose in an unrealistic manner.”
Kim: “Well, at least your pecs look dreamy, especially that glaring nipple. They made me wear this crappy bra that does nothing to lift and separate.”
William: “And what’s up with all the sand? This movie is supposed to be in Kansas, not some South Pacific island that Marlon Brando will eventually buy.”
Kim: “But still, that nipple. I’m intoxicated.”
William: “It’s probably just the fumes from my hair gel.”
Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 06/30/15 and “Bonnywood Manor” on 09/10/15. No revisions were made, although I did briefly consider adding a line where Jeff Probst wanders in and barks that they are late for Tribal Council…
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
haha Tribal Council…the perfect PS
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Thanks, Vanessa! I always try to tuck a little something in that last bit…
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Nice touch 🙂
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Return of the epic snort. Happy days 😉
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I welcome the snort with loving arms…
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I’m honing it well 🙂
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You write exactly what the Bad Elf inside my head is thinking…
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I’m here to let all the little elves run free… 😉
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Lol snort! That IS quite a pise he has there. And it’s true, she certainly does not have the torpedo boobs that most actresses of that era sported.
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Meant pose, for goidness sake!
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Goidness? Goddammit! Lol
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If I could look like that, I’d assume the same pose every day, despite the lack of upthrust trussing on nearby actresses… 😉
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Boy does William look rugged in that pic. 🙂 I admire Kim’s self restraint.
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He certainly doesn’t need that shirt. Let the tree have it… 😉
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I’m with maddy above, not sure I could stay as calm as Kim.
“Oh dear, this dress just *won’t* stay on! Oops, there goes the undergarments! Dear me!”
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“Oh, look. Someone has thoughtfully left out the Trysting Tree for us to use, should the need arise. It would be rude to ignore their kindness…”
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We don’t have Cooter Trees in Canada. I was going to ask for one for Christmas, until I found that they turn into Trysting Trees. The wife might start getting ides….about me. 😉 😆
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One should always be mindful of how tree selection can impact your life… 😉
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