Photographer: “Inez, honey, could you put that down?
Inez: “What? The book?”
Photographer: “No, your…. why in the world are you even doing that?”
Inez: “What? Reading?”
Photographer, sighing: “Your leg, Inez. Are you sending a signal to the Coast Guard?”
Inez: “No, dear. The AC is out in my condo and I’m just trying to cool things off.”
Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 07/01/15 and “Bonnywood Manor” on 09/18/15. No changes made, as I am still in awe at the combination of flexibility and dedicated readership that I couldn’t properly focus…
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
some early camera’s were particularly sensitive & a required a quadropod.
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This sounds amazingly like my first sexual experience that had more than one participant. Wait, am I sharing too much?
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I laughed first with the image. hahaha.
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To be fair, I really could have just posted the photo without commentary. Naturally, I couldn’t just let things be…
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The photo itself explained everything. 🙂
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Why funny? I always read in that exact position 😉
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As your court-appointed therapist, I really must question the wisdom of casting such fallacies into the nether… 😉
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I’d like to report that I can match that stance, but not in high heels.
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You can? I couldn’t do THAT even when I was relatively limber. All I can think about it is OWWWW.
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Too many years of dancing and gymnastics lessons.
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Peggy: But the important question is whether or not you can get out of that stance once you’ve assumed it.
Embeecee: I think Peggy should provide documentary photos, yes? For research purposes, of course…
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Getting out of it is getting much harder.
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I don’t think this is a Yoga pose I’ve tried. Maybe I need a new instructor.
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Well, like my momma said, don’t make that expression because it might stick… 😉
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hilarious!
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Thank you kindly. Now, tell me about that time you did the same exact thing. I know I’ve tried it a time or two… 😉
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Now it may be that it wasn’t heat that was causing Inez to air the bedding as it were. It may have been a slightly funky smell wafting around, which she KNEW (from past experience) would overwhelm if given time, so she opted to air things out. I hope she wasn’t commando under there…someone (given the time that the photo is set in ((apparently)) might just have sicced the censors on her…or was this pre-code era? I bet she had more than a few fans among the film crew and best boys and all, because even if they didn’t admire the scenery, that level of flexibility? Amazing.
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Actually, at the end of the day, Inez returned to her overheated apartment sans paramours. Despite her admirable flexibility, she just couldn’t get past the stigma of wearing a pleated skirt during the wrong time of the year. In the end, Fashion determines your trysting options…
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Everybody needs to air out the undercarriage now and then.
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This is something I’ve always said, despite vehement disagreements from certain family members…
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Indeed! A lady’s carpet must occasionally be hung out to be properly aired out. If this isn’t done, a horrendous itch may develop.
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And no one makes passes at girls with itchy asses… 😉
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I literally fell off my chair laughing. The dog is now hiding under the desk and is not amused. But I am. And will laugh all day. Thanks for the hilarity marple25mary! Bwahahaha…
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Now thats how to take a picture!
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Go big or go home… 😉
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Impressive indeed! We have a melding of three art forms: Photography, Dance, and Literature. Now, if she would just break out in song, 😏
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Sadly, the strain on her musculature inhibited proper vocal-cord functioning, and song did not burst forth…
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Ha ha ha ha. So bizarre. I don’t know where you find these.
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I spend far too much time unsupervised… 😉
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Lol
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Are you sure it is Inez . It may be her brother, Iapetus, standing in for his sister. She had to audition for So You think You Can Dance,…… or Candid Camera.
BTW According to Google, Iapetus is the son of Uranus.
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It’s very possible that Iapetus is trying to gaslight us. In more ways than one…
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I did not see that one coming! Too funny! 😀
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It’s fun throwing out some curve balls now and then… 😉
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