Photographer: “Inez, honey, could you put that down?
Inez: “What? The book?”
Photographer: “No, your…. why in the world are you even doing that?”
Inez: “What? Reading?”
Photographer, sighing: “Your leg, Inez. Are you sending a signal to the Coast Guard?”
Inez: “No, dear. The AC is out in my condo and I’m just trying to cool things off.”
Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 07/01/15 and “Bonnywood Manor” on 09/18/15. No changes made, as I am still in awe at the combination of flexibility and dedicated readership that I couldn’t properly focus…
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