These were considered appropriate Halloween costumes in the early 1900s. How can you sleep peacefully after seeing this? No wonder Sigmund Freud was in his heyday during this time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a woman exploding out of a giant mushroom whilst a forefather of Duck Dynasty squats on a log and continues to do nothing of importance.) I think we all fully understand now how some states turned blue and some states turned red. It all comes down to who did what to get their candy on October 31st…
Categories: Past Imperfect
I’m fairly certain Siggy stages that one himself. I have NO other explanation 🍄🍄👅👅😈
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Siggy clearly latched onto the concept of self-promotion well before any of the Kardashians shot out of the womb…
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In my darkest moments I imagine that before I collect my simmer there will be a Kardashian in the White House 😱
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*zimmer*
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I think that guy was on the Russian train with us last night. I didn’t get the chance to ask his name.
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Do NOT let him prepare your next meal. Run like the wind!
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LOL. Where do you find these pictures?! I think the guy went a bit over the top when he gave himself that beauty mark on his forehead.
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Right? And that stupid hat. He couldn’t take two seconds to fluff the thing up?
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Such a weird photo. The woman on the right looks like she’s afraid of falling over. And why is the woman on the left so happy? And is that a clown-leprechaun?
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Honestly, I was stunned when I stumbled across this. Everyone involved should be completely ashamed…
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I have a horrible feeling this was from a production deemed appropriate for small children. The woman on the right senses the inappropriateness, but is powerless to prevent it.
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Actually, the woman on the right is experiencing a bit of personal turbulence. Raw mushrooms can do that, don’t ya know? But seriously, I found this after googling “vintage Halloween costumes”. How on earth did this country survive?
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Therapy! Years of therapy!
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Decades, at the very least.
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As strains of “I Am The Walrus” plays merrily in the background…..maybe it was ol’ Grace Slick singing about Alice…um. Whatever. This is definitely the construct of somebody on a really bad acid trip….
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This is probably not the right time to mention that this is a snapshot from our family reunion at Lake Whatthetruck in 1903. Skeletons there be in me closet…
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Psilocybin found in magic mushrooms can “reset” the brains of people with untreatable depression, raising hopes of a future treatment, scans suggest. The default-mode network – a collaboration of different brain regions – became more stable after taking psilocybin. – BBC News
The ladies were hiding from a certain Hollywood producer and numerous Fox news celebrities. The gentleman was trying to lighten up after reading the latest tweets from White House whiner and chief.
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Is this your subtle way of suggesting that I should consider pursuing mushroom therapy. Because if you really think that I should…
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You hand out great medicine – laughter. 🙂
Mind you, they say it is better to partake of mushrooms, than to be treated like one ( kept in the dark).
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I would so wear a mushroom costume.
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I think it would be a hoot, but I would most likely trip and fall on my ass because coordination is not my specialty… 😉
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Haha, same here. I’m a true klutz.
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Hilarious and nightmarish at the same time. 😀
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Certainly scarier than a cheerleader costume!
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And the oddest thing of all? How oddly post-orgasmic the woman on left appears to be. I really don’t want to know the details…
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