After a grueling twenty minutes of being on the film set with all the Little People, Joan retreats to her Personal Adoration Chamber for a few hours of reflection and self-worship…
Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 05/05/17. No changes made. You can order your own PAC at lovetheoneyourewith.com….
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Commentary: “Dear Lord, please make all The Little People truly grateful for what they are about to receive. You KNOW they don’t deserve it, but here we are. We all have to make sacrifices. Mine today is squishing my ample self into this faux mermaid dress affair that is so tight that it has cut off any circulation at mid point. Amen.” Aloud: “Okay people! I’m ready for my Joan of Arc number and yes in this scene she is wearing couture…get over it.”
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Director: “Joanie, honey, we’re actually filming a documentary called ‘If You See Someone Acting Like This, You Better Run Like Hell’. Do we need to run this by your publicist before we proceed?”
Joan: “I fired him because he dared to question the severity of my eyebrows.”
Director: “Perfect. Do you have any footage of that scene we can use?”
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I know a few selfie freaks that need to be locked up in one of these chambers. Can I find it at KMart?
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You can actually order it online, and if you enter the phrase “Narcisuss” at check-out you’ll get free shipping…
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lol Thanks
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Hahahahaha
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Joan was laughing as well, until somebody hit the “Eject” button. Joan is now helping to colonize Mars…
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Is it also a transporter?
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It’s anything you want it to be, and more, as long as you submit five easy payments of 50 bucks a month…
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We know Trump has one of those chambers….
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It’s called The White House…
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concisely encapsulated – great word and photo match Brian.
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So you’re voting for the shorter stories here at Bonnywood, hmmm?… 😉
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Nope, I like variety – all shapes and sizes, that’s me. Don’t try to put me in any kind of box, oh no, no, no. Just do your thing and I’ll do mine. You write, I’ll adore. 🙂
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I bet she can even go for a spin in that contraption.
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Well, that’s assuming that the weight of her ego doesn’t throw things off balance and the planet stops spinning…
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Googling those now, I hope they’re reasonably priced
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This is America. Nothing is reasonably priced. But good on ya for hoping… 😉
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Gosh, and the best I can do is my bathroom mirror!
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And the best I can do is remember which bathroom has a mirror… 😉
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lovetheoneyourewith.com — *snigger* I never thought of it like that! Is that from the same people who brought us: “Before you can love someone else, you must first love yourself,” and never made sure people moved on to part two?
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Actually, I believe it’s from the same people who brought us “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it really didn’t try hard enough…”
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Nice prayer and reflection chamber. How does she keep a straight face?
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She forces herself to think about the trauma of having to move back to Texas if this acting thing doesn’t work out… 😉
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I’d be praying too. 😀
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