Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #522

After a grueling twenty minutes of being on the film set with all the Little People, Joan retreats to her Personal Adoration Chamber for a few hours of reflection and self-worship…


Originally published in “Crusty Pie” on 05/05/17. No changes made. You can order your own PAC at….


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  1. Commentary: “Dear Lord, please make all The Little People truly grateful for what they are about to receive. You KNOW they don’t deserve it, but here we are. We all have to make sacrifices. Mine today is squishing my ample self into this faux mermaid dress affair that is so tight that it has cut off any circulation at mid point. Amen.” Aloud: “Okay people! I’m ready for my Joan of Arc number and yes in this scene she is wearing couture…get over it.”

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    • Director: “Joanie, honey, we’re actually filming a documentary called ‘If You See Someone Acting Like This, You Better Run Like Hell’. Do we need to run this by your publicist before we proceed?”

      Joan: “I fired him because he dared to question the severity of my eyebrows.”

      Director: “Perfect. Do you have any footage of that scene we can use?”

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  2. — *snigger* I never thought of it like that! Is that from the same people who brought us: “Before you can love someone else, you must first love yourself,” and never made sure people moved on to part two?

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