Your mission, should you accept: Write a caption for this photo. Since this is Bonnywood, absurdity and randomness should be key elements in your prose. Ready? Go!
Wait, no, don’t just click like and go on with your life. Write something. You know you have it in you. It would please me. You do want to please me, don’t you? Of course you do.
Okay, fine. I’ll help you out. This was taken in Spain, at the villa where we consumed massive amounts of alcohol and severely tested the SPF factors of our various sunscreen lubricants whilst floating in the pool. We weren’t drinking at the time (it was 9am or some such), but don’t let that stop you from including libations in your creative ditty. Because really, it wouldn’t be far from the truth.
Feeling inspired now? Itching to pontificate? Hoping that this will, at last, be the superbly witty comment that goes viral and lands you a guest spot on the Ellen DeGeneres show?
Release the kraken, my friends. Release it!
Photo Credit: The lovely Ruth “Raz” Aten-Shearwood, the one with the shockingly-chic bow on her chapeau. Grooming and accessories by Givenchy de la Renta.