I tried to wash that man right out of my hair, just like the song says, but I ran into a few complications.
One, I couldn’t find the right shampoo at Walgreen’s. (Exactly what ingredient should you look for? Essence of Man-Gone? Botanical Banishment? Pregnancy-Scare Prunes?) Somebody really needs to write a brochure about this.
Two, I never do anything unless I’m in full makeup, so it was kind of hard to direct the shower spray without destroying my impeccable foundation. (Why can’t plumbers design a contraption that helps a woman feel beautiful even when she’s rinsing off the crustiness of last night’s shouldn’t-have-done-that?)
And three, I was completely distracted by the realization that I have an amazingly robust left bicep. (I don’t know what I did to get such a thing, but apparently I did it a lot…)
Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”. Some changes made for this post. Just minor ones, though. After yesterday’s fervent revision that turned into a 70-page exposé on cooter conundrums, I thought it best to dial things back a notch and just do a snack-size post.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
A crunchy snack. 😉
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Sometimes that’s all you need… 😉
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my bicep used to be robust too 😏
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I’m still robust now, just not in the areas that I want to be… 😉
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Lol
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1/ Go for the anti-man dust. 2 and 3, well dare one say the shouldn’t-have-done-that goes, ahem, hand in glove with a rigid exercise regime?.
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Ah, you went where I thought about going until I got distracted…
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Great post 🌸
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Thank you!
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Oh wow, I can recommend an amazing shampoo.
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This does not surprise me at all…
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Background music: ♪♫♪♫ “I feel PRETTY, O SO PRETTY, I feel PRETTY AND WITTY. and (music falters)” Well wise kinda went out the window because why else would I be trying to avoid a full face spray (water this time) and wash some random fella outta my hair?”
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Oh my. I opened the door and you ran right through it… 😉
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Heh heh…. 🐱
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Every time I read you, you put a smile on my face so thank you for that.
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Good to know that I’m doing at least something right… 😉
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Not only for me there are quite of people who read you
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🤣 All I can think of is that makeup people use while working out.
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Why do they do that? Why? (Unless you are one of those people, in which case I should say “you look really pretty today!”) 😉
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My guess is they like to look good when they’re taking their post-workout selfie! 😉
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Not only is her makeup flawless and bicep robust, she has impeccable eyebrows and her bracelet is to die for. Frankly, she looks better post-shower than I do pre-soiree.
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It’s annoying. For some people, it’s effortless. For others, the struggle is real… ;0
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It’s her neck that caught my attention. Or perhaps her ADAM’s Apple.
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Ah, good point. It would certainly explain the arm… 😉
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