Buster: “Why are you looking at me like that?”
Marceline: “Don’t be simple. Is there something you need to tell me?”
Buster: “I can’t imagine what. I share everything with you. You’re my best friend.”
Marceline: “Not everything. I found your stash of pornography involving carnal mimes.”
Buster: “Oh. Well, I can explain that.”
Marceline: “As you should. It’s not every day that one runs across images of people having lackluster sex in total silence.”
Buster: “That’s because you’ve never been married.”
Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”. Slight changes made for this revision, another bite-size snack of a post…
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
I remain speechless. 😉
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Good. That means I get to talk even more… 😉
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Absolutely. 😀
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hahahaha
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Hee hee. 🙂
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*nom nom nom* Ah! The pause that refreshes…
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Just a little dab’ll do ya…
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Oh, the mechanics of matrimony; Starts out beautiful, becomes dutiful. .
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That’s some mighty fine poetry, sir. 😉
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Christi stole my response, so I’ll just sit here quietly and work on my commentary reflexes…
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Keaton could pack a lot of emotion into one expression, and he had oh-so-many expressions to choose from.
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He did? I only recall the one. Wait, I might be getting this confused with my my own limited repertoire…
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Ouch.
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Truth can be prickly. Of course, I trust that this has never happened to you…
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Leggypeggy said it for me. OUCH!
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Well, as they say, one should write from experience…
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LOL. Nice!
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Thank you!
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Ops🙄🤣
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The wisdom of experience… 😉
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🧐…💃🏼…?…🥺…⚰️
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😜…🎉…🐱🏍
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