Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #304

Buster: “Why are you looking at me like that?”

Marceline: “Don’t be simple. Is there something you need to tell me?”

Buster: “I can’t imagine what. I share everything with you. You’re my best friend.”

Marceline: “Not everything. I found your stash of pornography involving carnal mimes.”

Buster: “Oh. Well, I can explain that.”

Marceline: “As you should. It’s not every day that one runs across images of people having lackluster sex in total silence.”

Buster: “That’s because you’ve never been married.”

 

Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”. Slight changes made for this revision, another bite-size snack of a post…

 

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