Director: “It’s really not necessary for you to lift your arms like that in this scene.”
Lupe: “You don’t understand. I can’t help it. They’ve put so much mascara on me that every time I blink my eyes the shock waves bouncing back from the floor are creating a wind tunnel effect.”
Director: “But your breasts aren’t moving.”
Lupe: “That’s why I’m the star and you’re not.”
Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
a little airbrushing and a lot of glue
and six masterful lines…so very well done…
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Thank you. Sometimes less is more…
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I dont believe Lupe said anything.🤔 How could she move *anything* as lacquered as she appears to be?🤷🏼♀️😂
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It’s possible that I may have made up at least a small part of this story…
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I think Lupe is a mannequin.
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Would you like to know what Lupe things about you? Hang on, let me send her a text… 😉
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Annnnddd Botox and silicone are responsible for another illustrious star in the heavens over Hollywood… Actually I’ve seen that actress actually ACT and maybe talent had a little bitty to do with things….
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She was actually pretty good, in a fervently dramatic way. Wait, that sounds like me…
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Who loves me breathes me … armpits
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Love can be a messy and twisted thing….
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Bwahahahaha!
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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So, so uplifting.
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Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…
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That gem of a gal’s showing a lot of pit- and almost revealing more than a little bit. Or two.
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Lupe: Good thing I shaved today.
😉
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Or maybe the abrasion from the wind turbulence took care of it for her…
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😀
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They may not move but they sparkle — oh, what I’d give for a little sparkle. 😉
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You and me both. And for the record, I miss the George Hurrell-type photos of yesteryear. Glamour, maximized, so unlike what we have today…
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🙂 Good one
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Thank you, sir.
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This is a calculated move. She’s really smelling her armpits to make sure the deodorant hasn’t worn off.
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But at leash she looks terrific while she’s doing it, so we can forgive the misdirection… 😉
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