Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #163

Director: “It’s really not necessary for you to lift your arms like that in this scene.”

Lupe: “You don’t understand. I can’t help it. They’ve put so much mascara on me that every time I blink my eyes the shock waves bouncing back from the floor are creating a wind tunnel effect.”

Director: “But your breasts aren’t moving.”

Lupe: “That’s why I’m the star and you’re not.”


Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”.


24 replies »

  1. Annnnddd Botox and silicone are responsible for another illustrious star in the heavens over Hollywood… Actually I’ve seen that actress actually ACT and maybe talent had a little bitty to do with things….

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