Director: “It’s really not necessary for you to lift your arms like that in this scene.”
Lupe: “You don’t understand. I can’t help it. They’ve put so much mascara on me that every time I blink my eyes the shock waves bouncing back from the floor are creating a wind tunnel effect.”
Director: “But your breasts aren’t moving.”
Lupe: “That’s why I’m the star and you’re not.”
Previously published in “Crusty Pie” and “Bonnywood Manor”.
Categories: Past Imperfect