It’s amazing how messing with just a word or two in a title can totally change your marketing demographic…
1. “The Combine Strikes Back”
2. “Lawrence of Alabama”
3. “The Sound of Mooing”
4. “A Streetcar Named Bessie Mae”
5. “From Here to That Tree over Yonder”
6. “The Best Beers of Our Lives”
7. “Close Encounters of the Inbred Kind”
8. “The Last Shack on the Left”
9. “A Nightmare on Elmer’s Road”
10. “The Crankshaft Redemption”
11. “Harry Potter and the Hoarder of the Peanuts”
12. “Tom Saw Her”
13. “Butch Cassidy and the Totally Not-Gay Kid”
14. “Goatbusters”
15. “Field of Rusted Cars”
16. “Seven Bulls for Seven Brothers”
17. “The Clodfather”
18. “Greased”
19. “Mr. Smith Don’t Know Where Washington Is So He Can’t Go There”
20. “Gallbladder’s Travels”
21. “Mississippi Yearning”
22. “Forrest Stump”
23. “Moonshine over Miami”
24. “Pulp Fixins”
25. “Gone with the Septic Tank”
26. “The Silence of the Lambs”
27. “The Good, the Bad, and the Uneducated”
28. “Good. Will Hunting”
29. “Rosemary’s Baby Ain’t Mine”
30. “Ground Hog Day”
31. “The Texas Chainsaw Hoedown”
32. “Kill Bill and Anybody Else Who Done Trespassed”
33. “Peggy Sue Was Forced to Get Married”
34. “Dirty Barn-Dancing”
35. “Flowers in the Hayloft”
36. “Adventures in Babymaking”
37. “When Harry Met Cousin Sally”
38. “Not So Pretty Woman”
39. “What’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes?”
40. “Natural Born Tillers”
41. “Once Upon a Time in the Western Outhouse”
42. “Raiders of the Lost Spittoon”
43. “Singin’ in the Grain”
44. “Dial M for Manure”
45. “The Princess Bridle”
46. “There Will Be Booze”
47. “The Best Years of Our Sordid Lives”
48. “Strangers on a Thresher”
49. “Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Wolf?”
50. “Apocalypse Cow”
Previously published in “The Sound and the Fury” and “Bonnywood Manor”. No changes made. And yes, I didn’t manipulate a few of the titles because they work just fine as is…
Categories: Humor
Bonnywood Manor 
Fifty? Dang, that’s more’n countin’ my fingers and toes twice. I’m as gonna have to get back to ya, Cuzzy Brian Jimmy Joe Bob… (Dang it, is it spelt more’n or moron?)
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Hey there, Cuzzy Obby Versey, so good of you to come a callin’. And I can help you out with that there countin’, soon as I remember what that is…
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hahahahaha
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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I’m baaaack. Fry Hard. View To A Grill. Jacobs Liquor. Pushing Tinnie. Return Of The Red eye. It’s A Winnebago Life. Absolut Beginners. Gummy Dearest. Rum Cola Rum. Saturday Night And Sunday Mourning. Forced Wedding Or A Funeral?
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Oh, good choices, Cuzzy. I’ve already done one sequel to this post, sounds like a third should be on it’s way…
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Ummmm… I think Cousin Skeeter’s “Art” movies (the ones with all the nekkid peoples) mighta got mixed in…
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They’re always mixed in here at Bonnywood. We just pretend like they aren’t….
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Choking with laughter.
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At least you have Poor John around to give you a good whack on the back when needed… 😉
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Cool! 😂
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Merci beaucoup!
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A pleasure 👍
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& les riz mec!
Ellery Mek
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😎😎😎
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LOVE #39! And you did my favorite movie twice.
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Well, now I have to go back and figure out which one I did twice, as it’s been a while since I fully studied this one…
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I’m sorry, my comment can’t be processed. It’s out behind the haystack in the left most barn, smooching with someone it is related to. Such are the times in Utah. FAST Times at Utah Tech that is. 😛
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Wait, I didn’t think anybody noticed when I did that. I guess I need to work a little bit on my nocturnal, bovine adventures…
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I was THERE, hiding behind another haystack, voyeuring my little heart out. And hoping I didn’t sneeze at a delicate moment….. 😉
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I believe #26 is the actual title of the movie, but I can correct it for you to something more appetizing: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMB CHOPS
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That would definitely be a horror movie, as it’s an established fact that one should never trust chops who refuse to reveal their secrets…
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I believe THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is the actual title of #26, but I can correct it for you to something more appetizing: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMB CHOPS
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Well, WordPress screwed up once again when my first comment didn’t “take” at first, so I wrote it a second time and they both took. I should correct their name to WordMess.
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Hahaha:)
The Slicing of the Lambs. Riots of the Mississippians. Citizen Grain. 🙂
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Good ones. I really do need to work on another sequel for this twisted endeavor…
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Great list but when we’re talking classic redneck movies Goodfellers and Once Upon a Time in ‘Murica are really underrated in my opinion.
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I still don’t understand why those movies didn’t sweep the Oscars. It’s an outrage…
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Watching ‘Dixie La La Land’
I just couldn’t look away 😎
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Yes, watching that movie is a guilty pleasure. When they do the dance number in the tobacco field, with the quartet of goats singing about incest and poor choices, it’s mesmerizing for all the wrong reasons… 😉
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I just liked the girl in it, Emma Stoned.
She reminds me of Elly May Clampett,
my all time favourite Beverley Hillbilly 😎
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And I was rather enamored of Jethro and what we might do in the cement pond. Life is a journey…
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Did you know that Jethro wanted
to try out as an astronaut with Nasa.
Jed Clampett said that Jethro would
be a natural out in space, since his
head was full of it … space that is 😎
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The Sound Of Mooing. 🤣😂
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It’s the little things that send me over the edge… 😉
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“The Good, the Bad and the Uneducated” — Sounds like a political party we know. Only they’re missing the first group so…
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You are a prophet, Pretty Lady… 😉
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Well, golly gee! I done reckon those there are some fine movie titles.
I’m personally partial to The Sound of Mooing and Apocalypse Cow, as I currently have a bunch of cows for neighbors.
Let the redneck mooo-vies begin! 😛
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Ain’t it fun talkin’ like this? It’s just the bee’s knees and makes me feel all special. ‘Course, I don’t git out the house like I use ta, so it don’t take much. Still and all, butter my butt and call me a biscuit…
Sorry about them cows. They can be a ornery bunch…
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