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50 Classic Redneck Movies

It’s amazing how messing with just a word or two in a title can totally change your marketing demographic…

 

1. “The Combine Strikes Back”

2. “Lawrence of Alabama”

3. “The Sound of Mooing”

4. “A Streetcar Named Bessie Mae”

5. “From Here to That Tree over Yonder”

6. “The Best Beers of Our Lives”

7. “Close Encounters of the Inbred Kind”

8. “The Last Shack on the Left”

9. “A Nightmare on Elmer’s Road”

10. “The Crankshaft Redemption”

11. “Harry Potter and the Hoarder of the Peanuts”

12. “Tom Saw Her”

13. “Butch Cassidy and the Totally Not-Gay Kid”

14. “Goatbusters”

15. “Field of Rusted Cars”

16. “Seven Bulls for Seven Brothers”

17. “The Clodfather”

18. “Greased”

19. “Mr. Smith Don’t Know Where Washington Is So He Can’t Go There”

20. “Gallbladder’s Travels”

21. “Mississippi Yearning”

22. “Forrest Stump”

23. “Moonshine over Miami”

24. “Pulp Fixins”

25. “Gone with the Septic Tank”

26. “The Silence of the Lambs”

27. “The Good, the Bad, and the Uneducated”

28. “Good. Will Hunting”

29. “Rosemary’s Baby Ain’t Mine”

30. “Ground Hog Day”

31. “The Texas Chainsaw Hoedown”

32. “Kill Bill and Anybody Else Who Done Trespassed”

33. “Peggy Sue Was Forced to Get Married”

34. “Dirty Barn-Dancing”

35. “Flowers in the Hayloft”

36. “Adventures in Babymaking”

37. “When Harry Met Cousin Sally”

38. “Not So Pretty Woman”

39. “What’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes?”

40. “Natural Born Tillers”

41. “Once Upon a Time in the Western Outhouse”

42. “Raiders of the Lost Spittoon”

43. “Singin’ in the Grain”

44. “Dial M for Manure”

45. “The Princess Bridle”

46. “There Will Be Booze”

47. “The Best Years of Our Sordid Lives”

48. “Strangers on a Thresher”

49. “Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Wolf?”

50. “Apocalypse Cow”

 

Previously published in “The Sound and the Fury” and “Bonnywood Manor”.  No changes made. And yes, I didn’t manipulate a few of the titles because they work just fine as is…

 

40 replies »

  1. I’m baaaack. Fry Hard. View To A Grill. Jacobs Liquor. Pushing Tinnie. Return Of The Red eye. It’s A Winnebago Life. Absolut Beginners. Gummy Dearest. Rum Cola Rum. Saturday Night And Sunday Mourning. Forced Wedding Or A Funeral?

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  2. Well, golly gee! I done reckon those there are some fine movie titles.

    I’m personally partial to The Sound of Mooing and Apocalypse Cow, as I currently have a bunch of cows for neighbors.

    Let the redneck mooo-vies begin! 😛

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    • Ain’t it fun talkin’ like this? It’s just the bee’s knees and makes me feel all special. ‘Course, I don’t git out the house like I use ta, so it don’t take much. Still and all, butter my butt and call me a biscuit…

      Sorry about them cows. They can be a ornery bunch…

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