Archaeologist #1: “What the hell is that?”
Archaeologist #2: “Well, based on my research notes, this appears to be a rare specimen from the Golden Age of Hollywood.”
Archaeologist #1: “What made that age golden?”
Archaeologist #2: “I’m assuming it was a time when humans were able to reproduce with chickens.”
Previously published.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Chickens, eggs, reproducing, who’s to know?
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And which came first? Was there scrambling involved? Why do eggs come in a dozen? Do they expect some of them to fail? What’s up with those recalcitrant hard-boiled eggs that refuse to be shelled in a manner that leaves a smooth surface, instead fighting back, resulting in those wretched, crater-dented egg halves that look atrocious when one serves deviled eggs, leading to social ostracism? It’s a troubled world we live in….
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What was first? Easy: the chicken, for it is much easier to put an egg in a chicken, than a chicken in an egg!
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It’s a griddle?
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By that, do you mean a gay riddle? Because I’ve got a lot of those. (Fair admission: It’s late here, and I’m getting a bit goofy.)
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No, I know no gay riddles.Elucidate, before goofiness takes over…
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Sadly, the train has left the station. I just had a conversation with Cleo the Cat, in which we discussed Sartre, which is not a plausible scenario at all, so it’s now imperative that I fall face down in the bed. I’ll get back to you with the griddles… 😉
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Now I want a griddle. Never heard of this before and looking forward to hearing it. Don’t let the cat distract you next time.
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Hi, I’d like to say something: Acts 16:31, 1 Corinthians 15:1-8, 1 Peter 1:17-21, Revelation 22:18-19
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I know this one. It’s the ‘He’s just a naughty boy’ scene in ‘Life of Brian’ isn’t it?
Very clever.
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Nailed it.
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Possibly to a cross.
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I was thinking maybe the janitors left their broom lying around and someone stuck it on her head🤷🏼♀️
And what IS up with eggs🥚🤔and can a gay riddle cook your pancakes?🥞
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Oh, your first line reminded me that I have a Past Imperfect with Gene Kelly and a mop somewhere in the archives. Must dig that out.
Eggs are cray.
And a gay riddle doesn’t do common pancakes, only crepes… 😉
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I think it looks a bit like she stuck a bobby pin in a wall socket! 😬
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I wasn’t there, so it’s entirely possible…
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My oldest daughter loved to stick bobby pins into outlets. I could always tell because the lights would flicker and when I found her, she was a little frazzled. 🤣
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So, those chickens laid golden eggs? 😉
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Only after drinking Goldschlager… 😉
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Legally Dead Madeline Kahn (yeah I know that’s not the actress you portrayed): Oh Peter!! OH sweet mystery of life ♪♫♪♫
Also Totally Deceased Peter Boyle (oh the humanity): Ah my love!! Which oddly is my first lay. Well in this body anyway…I ADORE your ‘do!!
MK: Do you really like it? I got it done especially in case some possibly partially dead creature came calling!
PB: It really does things to me! A strange urge to (more strains of Sweet Mystery of Life waft about. Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy (both also dead) plan to sue for song write infringement)
MK: Now can you help me out with one thing, you hot monster, you!! ❤
PB: Your wish is my command. Especially since Mr. Hot Monster (the smaller version) is now your sex slave…
MK: Get this %$@!# peacock off my head!! The thing is beginning to moult and making my head really itch! Even if it is the most exquisite hair extension going!
PB: You're telling me that isn't your REAL hair? Ah pooh!
MK: Just as I expected. Just when things are getting romantic, reality steps in and rips the mask off.
PB: No, in this case, it ripped your wig off….Say! Is it me or does dead peacock smell REALLY REALLY funky? I've got the number to a swell taxidermist right here…
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Okay, I’m not even going to TRY and top this. You definitely win the daily Twisty Twist-Off Award. Please make accommodations in your trophy case…
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I loved the “zipper-neck” line best.
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Is there an egg under there?
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Would YOU be willing to risk looking under there? I know I’m not…
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ha ha
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Chickens? It’s more cockatoo. Or three.
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I knew someone would call me out on this angle. The more you study the picture, the more clear it is that it’s NOT a chicken. Sometimes I my whimsy trumps my logic…
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Cock-a-doodle-do!
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You just opened a door that I dare not enter… 😉
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Clearly Marlene is looking at the rooster and thinking, “Maybe. What the hell! I’ll try anything once.”
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You don’t know until you know, right?… 😉
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Once. Twice if you like it.
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