Click here to read this adventure from the beginning. Brian stands on the stage, wondering where he might find another guest host at the last minute. He doesn’t have to wait long. Two seconds later, there is a clatter in the wings, stage left, and Margaret Cho […]
Click here to read this adventure from the beginning. Elton John: “Thank you for joining us this evening, ladies and gentlemen, for this sudden, one-song concert that I really hadn’t planned on doing. But the fair Brian of Bonnywood has asked me to compose a little ditty […]
Hey, Folks. It’s an obvious understatement that life is a bit upside down at the moment, with things constantly changing and a fair degree of confusion. Everyone has questions, but not everyone is getting the right answers, especially if you rely on dubious sources for your information. (Shame […]
Editor’s Note 1: After receiving my 4,000th unsolicited email from obvious scammers who just as obviously haven’t bothered to learn the language of the person they are nefariously targeting, I decided it was time for a response. (By no means should this post be considered a mocking of […]
In a bit of a departure for Bonnyood, I’m simply going to share a video of an opinion piece from Chris Cuomo at CNN. (If the previous line makes you want to run, just stick with me.) He strikes the chord that I was trying to hit the […]
There was a gasp in the courtroom, followed by silence. All eyes turned toward the judge, curious as to how she might take that last remark. Ima Beansprout sighed, took off her glasses, rubbed her eyes, then turned to the defendant in the witness box, clearly not satisfied […]
With this Bake, we’re going to back to the concept of the original bakes, many years ago. (And if you remember those initial bakes, well, we’ve been together a long time, you and I, my friend.) This was initially a forum for me to share music and videos, […]
With the introduction of the Otis Autotronic Elevator on Tulane Street in New Orleans, Bridgette was hired as a spokesperson to allay the fears of the local citizenry that placing your faith in a moving metal box could lead to debauchery and Democratic-voting. Sadly, Bridgette was unable to […]
Archaeologist #1: “What the hell is that?” Archaeologist #2: “Well, based on my research notes, this appears to be a rare specimen from the Golden Age of Hollywood.” Archaeologist #1: “What made that age golden?” Archaeologist #2: “I’m assuming it was a time when humans were able to […]
Dr. Machismo, addressing his Psychology 101 class: “Students, in this classic snapshot, the photographer has managed to capture the full range of male sexuality. A lovely maiden is simply trying to transport a freshly-picked butternut squash to the Rome apartment of her beloved grandmother, Mary Elizabeth Catherine Marie […]
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