As news broke that the city was being placed on lock-down because people breathe too much in public places, some folks did not quite understand the full impact of the directive. As shown in this photo taken at the Wankerbonker Club for Extremely White People, the seriousness of the situation was the last thing on their inebriated minds. All they knew was that they weren’t required to report for work in the morning, and the joy of not having to deal with annoying and worthless co-workers was plenty of reason to celebrate.
Only two people seem on the verge of comprehending reality. In the lower right, Hobart Gore, distant relative of Albert, has just made the connection that “not working” means “no income”. And in the far background, right, Clarence Cleaver, distant relative of the Beaver, is stealing the supply-room key. Whilst the others guzzle, he plans to smuggle out all of the toilet paper, most of the cocktail peanuts, and any remaining bottles of gin.
Some people are always ahead of the curve, some people are always behind it…
Categories: Humor
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Yup! There are always clever people among us ordinary folks.
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And if often surprises me who can be clever when the pressure is on. We learn new things every day… 😉
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Yes indeed we do. This crisis has taught us a lot of new things. Specially hope toilet paper can save us from being sick! 😂
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‘The Wankerbonker Club For Extremely White People’ – perfectly snort arousing! 🤭
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Seriously, there’s not an ounce of melanin in that entire photo… 😉
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lol… Keep safe and make sure that you got enough food and enough ingredients to make pizza
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I always have the ingredients on hand, even if it means I can’t pay all of my bills on time. I have priorities. And thanks for taking the time to make a comment. Welcome to Bonnywood!
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I noticed Hobart, but missed Beaver’s relative…🤔 seems like more of an Eddie Haskell thing to me😉
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Oh, that’s a very clever remark. Not that I’m surprised… 😉
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I happened across a probably forgotten film – it wasn’t really really good (IMHO), entitled “Lady Burlesque” and was about a murderer who targeted strippers (koff koff AHEM BURLESQUE queens in the 1940s koff koff), when a girl taking off her gloves and hat in public constituted some vulgarity apparently. It struck me, with a large dose of sadness, that people gathering like that (in a far more innocent time granted) in groups is probably over with. 😦 At the least future gatherings of more than one will probably require a blood test, a sturdy PF 500+ mask and gloves, and maybe a haz mat suit. It’s a really sad old world, made more grim by the silence. In my opinion any way.
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I haven’t actually seen “Lady Burlesque”, so naturally I am going to seek it out immediately, if only for assurance that I can properly answer any trivia questions should they arise. But speaking of a rising, sure, things will most likely be different, post-Corona. But they should have been different to begin with, and we have lessons to learn. Well some of us. It’s a difficult task, trying to enlighten the willfully ignorant…
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I suspect you’ll enjoy it because it features one of the very earliest roles that Barbara Stanwyck played. I never had any idea she was brunette IRL.
I also learned why she was a great actress, because, although she did sing in the film, it wasn’t her finest hour. And she said (tongue in cheek) that she realized her **ahem** upper attributes weren’t why the men came to see her strip (in the film), but her legs were. She had fine legs indeed.
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I couldn’t make out Trump? He must have been one of the founder members of the Wankerbonker, surely?
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Of course he was there. But he ordered one of his underlings (which would be any Republican Senator) to eradicate all evidence of his malfeasance…
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Oh, all those regrets in the morning, finding what you picked up the night before…
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And that basically defines my college years…
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Ah College, the years of misseducation and youthful indiscretions.
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Thankfully I am ahead of both curves. Toilet paper and gin…
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See? There’s always a win, as long as you look at things in the right perspective…
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I swear the gal behind the guy in the pointed white hat is Ginger Rogers
By the authority vested in me as a member-emeritus of the L.A. Codgers.
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That very well could be Ginger. After all, she was a star in the Golden Age of Hollywood, back when the Studio System quashed any gossipy insurrections…
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Luckily I have plenty of toilet paper and gin.
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Ah, so YOU’RE the one who created all this unnecessary panic… 😉
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Have gin and assorted other liquors. Also, tp, garbage bags and disinfecting wipes. I could probably hide a body … maybe not. That’s just the quarantine talking. 😉
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It just so happens that I might need the expert advice of a body-hiding technician. Let’s just say that the quarantine experience has revealed certain unappealing qualities about my partner. And me as well. Somebody will need to be hiding something soon. Text me.
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Nope, I had them anyway. Pays to plan ahead.
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Love it 😂😂😂
God send you safe ❤️🙏
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Thanks, Margaret. We all have to do what we can to get us through, especially when it comes to keeping us laughing…
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Yes Brian 😂😂😂
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You’ve got to laugh.
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Every day, no matter what…
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That woman in the white hat is me:-)
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She is really invested in having a good time, whatever it takes… 😉
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Told you it was me😉
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Your powers of observation are stellar, as usual. I never would have spotted Clarence pilfering the supplies had it not been for you.
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Always keep your eye on the quiet ones. Always…
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Thankfully I live in a place where people don’t use toilet paper to finish their business…
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Well, then. You’ve got a leg up on the rest of us, so to speak… 😉
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LOL 😀
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