The Corona Chronology: Day 2

Later that night, as Ernie swept up the millions of buy/sell vouchers, discarded on the floor of the Stock Exchange by arrogant portfolio managers who took no responsibility for anything, he suddenly had an idea about how to resolve the panic-inspired shortage of toilet paper in the country…


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  1. I don’t think there’s anything worse than a wool suit to wipe my bum with, but hey, not everything’s coming up bidets and roses these days, so I’ll have one trader to wipe me, why not?

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  2. Ernie is one resourceful man, which isn’t surprising given how much time he has to think.
    Also, is he really the only one available for sweeping duty or are they practicing social distancing?

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