Later that night, as Ernie swept up the millions of buy/sell vouchers, discarded on the floor of the Stock Exchange by arrogant portfolio managers who took no responsibility for anything, he suddenly had an idea about how to resolve the panic-inspired shortage of toilet paper in the country…
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Bonnywood Manor 
Recycling speech notes could help
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As would any documentation produced at any point by the Trump Administration. Because we know THAT’s not real… 😉
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He’s going to need scissors and a lot of glue. 😉
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Don’t we all?… 😉
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The stock market- wiped out? As entrepreneurial Ernie says, when life gives you lemons…
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Make double-ply lemonade…
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I like Ernie’s thinking.
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When you see a chance, take it… – Steve Winwood
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Bravo Ernie. Waste not, want not…,
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And make sure you sign a contract that guarantees a profit on the back end, so to speak…
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I don’t think there’s anything worse than a wool suit to wipe my bum with, but hey, not everything’s coming up bidets and roses these days, so I’ll have one trader to wipe me, why not?
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“In a pinch, you take what you can get, even if you feel a bit sullied in the morning.” – Brian Lageose, circa My College Years
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and *BANG* just like that, another one percenter was born! 😆
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Possibly. But with the stock market THESE days, Ernie might have to find his way to Sesame Street before he gets any validation…
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Recycling is good for the planet!🌎💕
On a side note, that is very close to what my floor looks like after Ben has been playing all day😱🤯
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And that’s what MY floor looks like when I’m in a mood and don’t feel like hiding the evidence of possible transgressions…
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Ernie is one resourceful man, which isn’t surprising given how much time he has to think.
Also, is he really the only one available for sweeping duty or are they practicing social distancing?
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Ernie actually prefers to work alone, so he’s good with that angle. What he doesn’t appreciate is the crappy broom they gave him to do his job…
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Ah, Brian. You are one of my go-to rescue blogs. You always make me laugh
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Thanks, Jadi! It’s nice to know that I have at least one dependable asset… 😉
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Hahaha.. Hilarious 😀
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Thank you!
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