Rita: “And right over there is the man I told you about, Little Johnny. He’s the one who did nothing for a long time and lots of people got sick.”
Little Johnny: “He’s stinky, Momma.”
Rita: “That’s right. Do you remember what else we talked about? What’s one of the things you should never do if you’re a good person?”
Little Johnny: “Grab things that don’t belong to you.”
Rita: “Good! And what else?”
Little Johnny: “Make up stuff that isn’t true.”
Rita: “You’re doing a great job at remembering. And what should a president never do?”
Little Johnny: “Make America Hate Again.”
Rita: “Wonderful! Keep going.”
Little Johnny: “Don’t give lies to sheep. Don’t hire stupid people for jobs they don’t know. Don’t hurt people who are already hurted. Don’t listen to news from foxes. Don’t make children hungry. Don’t be mean to reporters. Don’t make fun of special people. Never, ever lie. And don’t be a… can I say a bad word, Momma?”
Rita: “Maybe just this one time.”
Little Johnny: “Don’t be a asshole.”
Rita: “Oh my! Well, you do have a very good point. Still, let’s save that word for special times and always ask me first. But I’m so proud of you for studying your lessons.”
Little Johnny: “Thanks, Momma. But Momma, why are there orange people who do all the don’ts?”
Rita: “I wish I had an answer for that, but I haven’t found one. Maybe some people are just so unhappy that they can’t stand it if somebody else is. Maybe some people were raised wrong and they never knew right. Or maybe some people just don’t care about anyone else but themselves. But none of that makes it okay to let people suffer and suddenly families are smaller and Christmas is quieter.”
Little Johnny: “Oh, I just remembered another don’t! Don’t forget that you can be fired.”
Rita: “Good job, honey. Say, maybe we should head home and bake a pie. Does that sound fun?”
Little Johnny: “Sure. But I don’t think I want a pumpkin one.”
#RememberInNovember
Categories: Humor
Bonnywood Manor 
Well said, Brian. I wish you all the best for your November Remember.
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Thanks, Lynette. I just keep typing away and hope I can make a connection with one or two folks on the fence…
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Little Johnny gets and A for the day and an extra slice of any pie that’s not orange!
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And I hope he has lots of little friends who think just as he does. We’re gonna need their votes some day…
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For sure!
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Seven months seems a lifetime away. The sad truth is for 3O,OOO people it is. Not a funny comment? No it’s not. Maybe tomorrow.
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Oh, you’re fine. I mix the funny and un-funny every day. And now we’re at nearly 39,000. You can’t be funny about that…
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❤️
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Thank you!
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Little Johnny is wise beyond his years.
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Hope for the future…
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Let’s nominate Little Johnny for President. The White House is already full of his diaper product…
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You have a very good point. And they already have a daycare as well! It’s called the Oval Office…
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I keep wondering how 45 was raised. What happened (or didn’t happen) in his early life that makes him incapable of accepting responsibility for what he does and and says? And the whole projection (calling others out for exactly the same behaviors) is simply too much. Absolutely no self-awareness. Or empathy. Or…. Don’t get me started.
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Oh, please start. I am more than happy to hear anything you might wish to share.
I can understand how a troubled childhood can cause complications, trust. I also understand how you can rise above it, but some people never choose to do so…
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I’m giving this a Standing O! Well, I’m actually laying down in my bed but the thought is there😉
I will be casting my vote in November, as I did 4 years ago. I’m hoping my vote counts this time🙄😡
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I also do lot s of laying standing Os! It’s fun. And really, energy conservation is a good thing!
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Me, either, Little Johnny. Keep all things orange away from me.
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I do feel a little sorry for all the innocent oranges of the world. They just want to hang from trees and enjoy the sunshine. Then here comes the Bloviator, ruining their street cred…
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Smiled all the way through Brian – I think this could be the basis for home schooling.
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Hey, as long as the truth gets out, I could care less about the delivery method… 😉
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Before this whole pandemic began, i thought orange shithead couldn’t be worse or more disgusting, but he IS! Every. single. day. The lies and self praise are completely insane. And that propaganda video. I will remember in November! How could any of us forget!
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That video, and the press conference/political rally where he shared it, were just stunning in how terrible things have become. This is the twilight zone on steroids.
P.S. I just took a gander at your blog, and it looks like you’re still setting things up. I hope you keep working on it, as we need more voices like yours. And thank you for stopping by and taking the time to comment.
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I always get choked up during these tender family moments. Little Johnny is so fortunate to have such a wise mother who knows it’s never too early to start a child’s education.
#RememberInNovember
#NeverTrump
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He is very fortunate. If only all of us could start our lives on such a thoughtful path…
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He’s been rewarded or at least given a pass for every misdeed, every lie. Why? SMH #votebluenotorange
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And in that respect, with the rewarding and the passing, reckless prostrating is part of the issue, but he’s still the source and the owner…
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