The Housewives of Self-Centered City react to the horrifying news that hair salons are still not considered essential services and will remain closed for at least two more weeks. Later that afternoon, they slip out of their houses (wearing hats, of course, but no masks) and join a social-converging protest at the state capitol, demanding that the government stop the brutal concentration-camp restrictions.
Meanwhile, Anne Frank and her family hid in an attic for two years. They had no access to services, essential or otherwise. And then they learned the real meaning of concentration camps.
Perspective. Have a slice today!
Cheers.
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I wonder who wins in the idjit sign photos??
The haircut lady?
The dude is basically HazMat with “COVID is a lie”?
Or the “our bodies, our choice” people who wouldn’t know irony if they got smacked in the face with one.
Idjits!!
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Yep, ironical indeed ‘Our bodies, our choice, our greed, your funeral.’
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I am just stunned by this sudden “our bodies, our choice” avenue taken by female right-wingers. Really? They clearly have no grasp of history or decency…
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True. ‘My body, my choice’ Just let me run that past my husband, the priest, the Big Guy upstairs. Truly liberated.
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Brian, excellent post. This virus has done a very efficient job of accentuating the dimwitted and the selfish, starting with Ding Dong Donnie and his electric skin coat. I think he should set an example for all these “freedom protesters” and drink a Purell-flavoured milkshake.
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As always, I just can’t wrap my head around the absolute idiocy and hypocrisy of the Trump supporters. I just… I can’t… I have no words…
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Throw off the shackles of rational thought, toss aside the empathy, take back the alleyways, bowl up to a barbers, get a perm, get a tat, get the state back working, get those takeouts, get those flagging hospital admission numbers up. ‘You can take away our impatience, but you’ll never take away our ignorance!’
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Willful ignorance, the surest sign that somebody made a very important miscalculation during the Big Bang…
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Wonderful, my darling Vlogging boy! More! More!
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As you wish, Buttercup… 😉
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What about tattoo parlors? I heard some states are opening those too?
Brian, if ever you and your partner want to relocate to India, you can stay with me.
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Thank you for your kind offer, I truly mean that. Interestingly enough, Partner was recently in India for a work project. This was a few months ago, just before things started to hit the fan…
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Happy to go for years without a haircut.
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That’s the spirit. I’m happy to go without lots of things, if it helps in any way…
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Just think how many more brunettes there will be….
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Excellent point!
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Uh…:* I’m one of those ‘housewives’ apparently.
Because my hair, left to its own devices, makes me look strikingly like Christopher Lloyd in “Back to the Future”. That ain’t good for NOBODY! 😆 Maybe ‘they’ (the powers that be) should consider the haircut (I’m not even asking for a style NOR color to be applied) a compassionate service for those who make small children weep and dogs tuck their tails and run the other way, yelping. I don’t go out, so the above mentioned has only occurred a couple of times, but I am getting mortally tired of being called “Sir”, “Mister” and “Fella”. It’s only considerate that I get MY DAMNED HAIR CUT. NOW!! You did an excellent job of reminding us all that we still have it damned good, far better than Anne Frank, who hid for her life. Hair is trivial, until the world dwindles down and folks start focusing on what they were used to and no longer have. I bet the Franks did the same. Great post Brian!! Your little grey cells do you proud!!
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In my case, my hair grows OUT instead of down, as it’s very thick and easily gets unruly, making me look like a dark dandelion bopping around the neighborhood. So if my ‘do attains any length, I have to use massive amounts of industrial hair gel to keep it somewhat under control, hoping that renegade follicles don’t break free from the barrier and poke someone’s eye out…
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Luckily wrestling is still an essential service and it’s good to see George “Thin Tie” Segal practicing his take down. cheers
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Thin Tie better hope he gets Liz trussed up securely, because she won’t stop kicking until the last drop of gin has been claimed…
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looking forward to pay-per-view
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I cannot over express my delight with this tautly wonderful post. I am sharing it forthwith to FaceBook whence people can douse themselves in your brilliance and either nod their heads vehemently or hang their heads in shame. I am hopeful that I am not fraternising even in that place with any of the latter but …. one can never really know a person til a pandemic clips their wings, no? Bravo M’sieur. Je l’adore!!! 👏
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Merci, Lady O. You know it always pleases me greatly when find something of mine to be fetching…
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Point taken, Brian
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Just hoping to help folks stay grounded, so to speak…
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Brilliant use of this photo, connecting it to present day. But even more brilliant? Broadening our perspective.
Well done, Brian.
Well. Done.
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Thank you kindly, Christi. Despite Liz’s scenery-chewing, it was actually Sandy’s more-restrained torment that opened the door…
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I’m just taking this as my cue to grow my hair long again. haha
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That’s the spirit! Embracing what options you DO have during this time is the best way to go…. 😉
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How did you get slice to sponsor to-days post?
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I have my ways. And most of them are even legal…
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