Month: April 2020

The Corona Chronology: Day 3

Reporter, offscreen: “Kirk, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” Kirk Douglas: “That’s your job, isn’t it? I don’t have time for people who don’t know what they’re doing. Which is why I’m not a fan of the Trump Administration.” Reporter: “Okay, great, let’s get […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 2

Later that night, as Ernie swept up the millions of buy/sell vouchers, discarded on the floor of the Stock Exchange by arrogant portfolio managers who took no responsibility for anything, he suddenly had an idea about how to resolve the panic-inspired shortage of toilet paper in the country… […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 1

As news broke that the city was being placed on lock-down because people breathe too much in public places, some folks did not quite understand the full impact of the directive. As shown in this photo taken at the Wankerbonker Club for Extremely White People, the seriousness of […]

Past Imperfect – #204

Colleen: “I don’t mean to be rude, but who the hell are you and why are you in my dressing room?” Virginia: “Thank you for asking. Well, I just happened to be walking by your penthouse, because I don’t have anything more important to do, and I could […]

Past Imperfect – #244

Giselle, on the Right: “Whatever are you working on, darling?” Veronique, on the Left: “Oh, I’m just jotting down a few notes for when the police arrive. Don’t mind me.” Giselle: “The police? That seems rather intrusive. Why on earth would they do that?” Veronique: “Well, I did […]