Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #164

And another Trumpican announces his bid for public office… 

Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.

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  1. Mickey ™ was buzzed!  Finally!   Out of retirement and not a moment too soon!  He pulled mightily at his string handcuffs, determined to break free (R.I.P. Freddy).   The Orange Menace, Dark Underlard of everything, was ruining Mickey’s sangfroid.   He also was dragging the whole famn damily country along with the sangfroid.   Mickey knew his liberation from decades of moldering in a dusty and mostly forgotten warehouse, to fly his helium filled booty to all of New York City, was a SIGN!   To that end he had fashioned a stars and stripes themed banner which he taped firmly over his rubber buttocks.   It read “Mickey Mouse For President!   Hey! He Can’t Do A Worse Job Than tRUMP The Deluded, Now Can He?”    The crowd boisterously agreed and lots of ticker tape lost their little paper lives in the ensuing fracas.

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    • But then Minnie arrived on the scene and ruined everything, because most people were completely uninterested in having another vapid Melania in the White House, a clueless and useless trophy wife. Mickey tried to win that crowd back, but it was too late, especially when said crowd spied the slogan on the back of Melania’s haute-couture jacket: “I have more money than you ever will and I didn’t earn a damn penny of it”…


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