And another Trumpican announces his bid for public office…
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Categories: Past Imperfect
Past Imperfect – #164
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Inflated ego!
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Exactly!
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👍🏼
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Trumpeting the news?
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News? We haven’t had real news since Cronkite was still on the air… 😉
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That can’t be right, he has big feet…. and you know what that means.
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Big – hyooje!- ego?
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That too.
😉
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You are both twisted and dark. And I relish that, immensely… 😉
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Isn’t it wonderful when you find your tribe…?
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The military parade he always wanted.
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And never earned, not that he could even grasp the concept of doing anything worth celebrating…
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The nose is definitely not long enough …
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Even with a nose a mile long, some people will believe him.
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Unfortunately, very true.,
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Such brilliant comments.
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They always make my day. 🙂
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Yup. Full of hot air.
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One quick puncture and everything they stand for dissipates.
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Mickey ™ was buzzed! Finally! Out of retirement and not a moment too soon! He pulled mightily at his string handcuffs, determined to break free (R.I.P. Freddy). The Orange Menace, Dark Underlard of everything, was ruining Mickey’s sangfroid. He also was dragging the whole famn damily country along with the sangfroid. Mickey knew his liberation from decades of moldering in a dusty and mostly forgotten warehouse, to fly his helium filled booty to all of New York City, was a SIGN! To that end he had fashioned a stars and stripes themed banner which he taped firmly over his rubber buttocks. It read “Mickey Mouse For President! Hey! He Can’t Do A Worse Job Than tRUMP The Deluded, Now Can He?” The crowd boisterously agreed and lots of ticker tape lost their little paper lives in the ensuing fracas.
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But then Minnie arrived on the scene and ruined everything, because most people were completely uninterested in having another vapid Melania in the White House, a clueless and useless trophy wife. Mickey tried to win that crowd back, but it was too late, especially when said crowd spied the slogan on the back of Melania’s haute-couture jacket: “I have more money than you ever will and I didn’t earn a damn penny of it”…
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That ‘Mouse’s Apprentice’ show
really gave him an inflated ego,
not to mention a very big head 😎
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Oh, I think it was a little bit more than just the show that caused the swelling… 😉
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Viagra?!
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