Mary agreed to do the movie despite her concerns that the wardrobe mistress had an unhealthy infatuation with layered skirts, Santa’s elves, and sausage casings…
Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
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Sounds like Mary is going to be starring in some kind of Christmas themed porn.
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And it wouldn’t be the first time she did such…
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It appears that Mary is starting to dissolve from the feet up!
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Poor thing apparently needs more citrus in her diet…
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Northern Head and Layers. That’s their main ad.
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Until the gin wears off, then they might go to Plan B…
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The wardrobe mistress has a motto—anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
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Sounds like someone I used to date…
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Check under those ruffles…. I think Trump may be hiding from the NY district attorney.
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As if there’s enough petticoats in the world to cover that inflated head of his…
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As Bia Bella Baker, above, suggests, it does have some Christmasy but dated R18 themes going on. The look in her eyes also suggests the flick could be that old fave ‘Tingle All The Way?’
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Puts a new spin on the lyrics “Up on the rooftop, click, click, click. Down through the chimney went good St. Nick.”
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Strains of “But I Am A Good Girl” play a discreet counterpoint to the certainly risqué for the time couture sported by the always innocent appearing Mary Pickford. A certain rather shabby glamor is adhered to the outfit, as evidenced by the artfully torn net underskirt. That was actually torn by an ardent fan, whom Mary had to repulse or lose her standing as Virgin #1 in the upcoming Follie “Girls On The Half Shell”, where dancing sausages confused the audience as to the meaning of the dance-traveganza! Was it about seafood or mystery meat? And actually, that odd hanging bit of netting might be some sort of attempt at coordinated accessorization, it’s possibly a purse, bag or is it a hat?! strung from under the skirt of Mary’s slutty costume. Wait! Do I espy a subtle chain attached to that bag? Who knows what contents lurk in the bag hat of Mary? Only she knows for sure and you can bet she’s not talking. Because “talkies’ were slightly after her time..
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Okay, this one might be my favorite. I completely lost it with “Girls on The Half Shell”. You complete me… 😉
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Aw. ❤ Platonic smoochies to you too. It's so much fun having someone who "gets" a person's sense of humor! Bless you! 😀
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