Josephine really wanted a man in her life, if for no other reason than to make her mother stop asking why she didn’t have such. But truth be told, Josephine was not especially talented at attracting the opposite sex, as evidenced by this alarming photo wherein her choice of outfit doesn’t really say “available” but rather advertises “I’m a crushed-velvet burrito with access issues”. Josephine’s mother, needless to say, would have to wait a while for any possible grandchildren…
Note: This is Exhibit #4 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
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Josephine actually looks very attractive to me but then again, I am a 74 year old man.
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Josephine does have a certain appeal, but is there enough time in the day to peel her out of that complicated outfit? Life is too short…
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Yes, it does look complicated and I am easily distracted…
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Love it 😘
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Thanks, Margaret!
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Yer welcome Brian 🙂
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We’re not going to discuss why Josephine has trapped an owl at her hip? Alright, author’s prerogative…. but still, it seems like a lost opportunity.
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Ha ha, I had to go back to the picture to see the owl! 😀
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And now you can’t not see it, right?
😉
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ha ha yes 😀
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Hahaha! 🙂
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I must confess that I missed the owl, and the shame is deep. Perhaps Josephine had just received her invitation to join Hogwarts? Everyone there wears velvet attire during important ceremonies, so perhaps she’ll do better socially…
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And she’d have a pocket full of dead mice. It couldn’t hurt.
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Even the furry thing draped over her shoulder is hiding its face as if pleading not to remain a part of her fashion faux pas,
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Animals almost always have more sense than humans… 😉
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Most of them. I wonder sometimes about one of our dogs..
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Are those diaphragm holding her outfit closed? That girl is sending mixed messages.
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She really DOES need to make up her mind concerning her couturial statement. (And they also look like dials on an intricate Codex machine from 1547. If I align them correctly, will I learn all the important secrets about the Templars?)
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😂
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Ooh, is the name on that photo Curtis Bell? The villain in my last novel and the sequel I’m writing has the last name Bell. Maybe I can introduce a creepy grandfather who owned a photography business that he used to lure unsuspecting (and strangely dressed) women!
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Why, yes, it DOES say Curtis Bell. Well, now. I don’t see how you can NOT introduce this angle as a plot development in your sequel. It simply must be done… 😉
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Hmm..Intriguing
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Among other things… 😉
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Just so you know, Spike Jones did a take-off on Josephine, and she hasn’t been seen since.
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So THAT’s what eventually happened to her. I wondered why she ghosted me on Facebook…
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If you’re going to wear a sexy bejewelled AA size bikini top, Jo, wear it under the velvet topcoat, not on the top of it- and closer to your chest.
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I completely agree. If people would just understand the proper use of clothing (and bejewelling) , I think the world would be a better place…
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Those coat brooches look like they fell off a Viking longboat.
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Okay, you got a gut laugh out of me on that one. And I can only assume that they fell off the longboat during the Battle of the Red Herring Sea, as it was a rather violent engagement wherein many ships and egos were damaged…
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😀
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