Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #237

Josephine really wanted a man in her life, if for no other reason than to make her mother stop asking why she didn’t have such. But truth be told, Josephine was not especially talented at attracting the opposite sex, as evidenced by this alarming photo wherein her choice of outfit doesn’t really say “available” but rather advertises “I’m a crushed-velvet burrito with access issues”. Josephine’s mother, needless to say, would have to wait a while for any possible grandchildren…

Note: This is Exhibit #4 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.

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  1. Ooh, is the name on that photo Curtis Bell? The villain in my last novel and the sequel I’m writing has the last name Bell. Maybe I can introduce a creepy grandfather who owned a photography business that he used to lure unsuspecting (and strangely dressed) women!

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