Because nothing says “I’m a man’s man” like posing next to your ludicrous gun collection in the family rec room whilst wearing shiny disco boots and a sweater with dancing reindeer…
Note: This is Exhibit #6 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
He doesn’t even know books clash with guns.
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Agreed. And I would imagine the dancing reindeer are not all that fond of the ludicrous weaponry, either…
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I thought it was Rep. Van Taylor, but he’s not a rifle man, he’s a bit of a pistol; according to Mistress Tanya. One bit in particular.
Way to shoot yerself in the foot, Van.
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I feel compelled to say this concerning Van “The Fornicator” Taylor, even though it goes against my belief that it’s not about the package but rather the contents: Why is it that SO many of the elected officials who get caught with their pants down, so to speak, are stunningly unattractive? Seriously, Mistress T, you took one look at his profile pic and thought “I gotta get me some of that”? Honey, it’s a big ocean out there. Surely you can find something better than the first thing that washed up on shore…
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Gotta make ya proud, though Brian, him being a close to local fine minded Conservative values gentleman?
Time and again these GOP (usually, but not always) guys can’t help but stray from the values they espouse. And their spouses.
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I wonder if the cupboards are hiding unusual body parts or or knitting yarn.
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I’d say the cupboards contain both, along with inflatable Donald Trumps and a membership card in the NRA….
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Well, at least there are some books there … 🤣
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But I would imagine those books have never been opened…
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The guns are something, but those door handles are something else entirely. Overcompensate much?
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Right? We only need to OPEN the doors, not dominate them. Did somebody get embarrassed in the locker room in high school? Sheesh. 😉
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I want to know what Glenn is hiding in the closet. Clearly he’s holding it shut against something ( or one ) that wants out. Gilda perhaps…?
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Just took a closer look at the photo. Ignore previous comment.
😉
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That was my initial reaction as well. What the hell is he trying to hide from the public by keeping that door shut? His inability to understand the difference between a rifle and his pocket pistol? Hmm…
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What a showoff!
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What a waste of decent priorities… 😉
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Dancing deer 😂😂
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I couldn’t help it… 😉
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This guy looks like every politician in Alberta. They’re all wannabe cowboys with no actual horse to ride.
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I hear ya, sure do. So many of the politicians in Texas are obvious posers, all manufactured image with no substance, but much of the populace continues to buy the ludicrous packaging without giving it a second thought…
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