Photographer: “Okay, do you think this is a convincing publicity shot of Troy wooing the ladies?”
Agent: “I think it’s convincing me that Troy is terrified of ancient Pompeiian women who somehow survived the eruption of Mount Vesuvius and now they’re feeling a bit lusty after all those explosions in the sky. Try again.”
Note: This is Exhibit #7 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
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